Imagine 5,200 naked people all in one place.  Now consider that these 5,200 people are all naked at the opera! Quick, fetch my opera glasses- I don’t want to miss a thing, from the big strong bulls with big cocks, to the itty bitty teeny weenie short dick men.

Magic Flute Move Over- Make Room for Skin Flute(s)

Just what were all those naked people doing at the opera, anyway?  Good question!  According to Yahoo news in Australia, 5,200 people gathered together, stripped naked, and embraced each other for a photo shoot on the steps of the Sydney Opera House.  Famed nude art photographer Spencer Tunick arranged the nude mass mob on the steps of the opera house for, you guessed it- a photograph!

I’m NOT Gay Just Because I Fantasize about Sucking Cock

According to the article, it took more than an hour to arrange people for the photograph.  Apparently those who were less endowed did not want to stand next to those well endowed hunks and those who were straight protested about standing next to those who were gay. The thing I find interesting here, is that usually those who protest the loudest, are those with secret bi-sexual and gay fantasies!

Bi-Sexual Denial

I can’t tell you how often I get calls from guys who tell me they have fantasized for years about sucking cock and having a nice big cock fill their man pussy. This confession almost always comes with a standard “but I’m 100% straight” disclaimer. The ones I find most amusing are those who spend more time trying to convince me they aren’t gay- maybe they are just trying (unsuccessfully) to convince themselves- than on the actual fantasy.

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Instead of really opening up and letting themselves embrace and enjoy their bisexual fantasies, they are so worried about what I think, that they put a damper on their pleasure.  You can pretty much bet you aren’t going to tell me anything that will shock me, and I’m here to tell you, don’t do that!  I want you to really open up and have the best erotic phone sex call ever!

So, I Ask You- Naked Opera, Anyone?

Mmmm, probably not.  No need to get Puccini, Mozart, Bizet, Rossini, or Verdi all riled up from the grave.  Riled up, yes- but in a good way, or a bad way?

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Let me ask you, dear readers- If you had the opportunity to be part of the nude art of a famous photographer, would you do it?I think in this particular situation, I would have been happy to do it. After all, with 5,200 people, you will hardly be noticed… unless, well- never mind.

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