Yes, you read the title right. While it is true that a small penis is incapable of pleasing me sexually, there are still many reasons I enjoy a man with a small penis. Here are 5 of them.
1. They are good at oral servitude and body worship.
Think about it. If their penises are too small to pleasure a woman sexually, they have to resort to other ways of trying to please her. Some of the best oral skills I’ve experienced have been from guys with tiny dicks. They know they have no other way of pleasuring a woman so they put all their effort into perfecting this essential skill.
2. They make good cuckolds.
Let’s face it, they know they aren’t capable of pleasing their wives with their teeny peenie and they know they deserve to be pleased so they gladly encourage them to seek a lover with a nice big cock that is capable of pleasing them
Their stellar oral skills can be put to good use for cleaning up that cuckold creampie afterward.
3. They are good entertainment.
Small penises make me laugh. I love to watch a man with a small penis rub and tug on that little nubbin like crazy trying to get it to grow. It amuses me the way they always want to show me their pathetic puds in an effort to seek approval. Instead of approval, they are almost always met with laughter and sarcasm. This seems to surprise them, which makes me laugh even harder.
4. They look good in panties.
Men with small penises look good in panties. Their itty bitty dickies are more like clitties than cocks, making them perfect for panties. In fact, all men with tiny dicks should wear panties 24/7 as a reminder of their inadequacies.
5. They make good strap-on sluts.
Men with small penises know they are incapable of fucking and must resign themselves to the fact that if any fucking is going on, they will be the ones on the receiving end.
As the saying goes, my (strap-on) cock is bigger than yours, so if anybody is going to be doing the fucking, it is going to be me.
There you have it, pets. Five reasons I love a man with a small penis.
Until next time ~
Your Intelligent Fantasies Mistress Hunter
I love small dicks . I enjoy watching two small dicks Sissies dress up and in chastity so pretty ?
Miss Olivia ? I have no dick until I get one in my mouth and then I have dick
I have shrunk my penis to almost nothing flat. Miss Hunter I took your advice about soy products and use milk and soy pills to and now have a Eunich style flat chastity device. I shrunk my dicklet for you. I can wear the smallest of women’s thong panties at the beach when the weather is warm and the beach is isolated and every time I wear my panties I end up sucking a dick . The men in G strings see my tiny dicklet and just know I will suck them off .
I have a small penis so posts like this one always catch my eye. I really kink on believing that my small penis provides entertainment for you! Seeing the comments from Ms. Olivia and Ms. Courtney make me wanna stroke… playing pass-the-penis with the three of you would be hot
Very good that you get excited providing entertainment for us, jizzheadguy. I would love to participate in a game of pass-the-penis with you going between the three of us. Do you think you could handle it? 🙂
How right you are, Ms. Hunter!
In my experience, men with little dicks are very eager submissives. In lieu of a serviceable cock, they really strive to please us in other ways. Perhaps it’s some kind of subconscious compensation technique? After all, can you imagine if a man had a small cock AND was bad at oral servitude? Unthinkable.
Very good point, Marlena. If he has a tiny penis and is bad at oral servitude, he either needs to give up and resign himself to a life of masturbation only, or he’d best get busy practicing those oral skills. I suppose he could always try his hand at sucking cock or being a fuck toy for real men, but his options would definitely be limited at that point!
Good post and points Empress Hunter. Losers need to be good at oral servitude. Also do you think they would be better served resigned to a life of chastity over masturbation. Do you think that real men would use a small dicked loser as a fuck toy?
Absolutely, T.B. A fuck toy for real men to use as they please. You would like that, wouldn’t you?
Empress Hunter, We could put a sign on my back that says a fuck toy for real men. I would love for real men to use me as a fuck toy as they please. Do you think the real men would humiliate and rub my face into it? Would love talk to you about this.
What a great idea, T.B.! Absolutely the real men would love using you that way. And, of course, I’d love to humiliate you for the fact that they do and that you love it as much as they do!! You would, wouldn’t you?
Ms. Hunter ~ I have to say, most of the time a guy with a small penis annoys me. Maybe it’s just that the small little nub they try to call a “cock” annoys me. But reading this, I have to admit, these are five very good reasons. They do always make me laugh, sometimes in spite of myself. My personal favorite is the panty wearing sissy that will rub that little clit of a cock while having their ass pounded by real cock like a little bitch.
I agree KayMarie, it is super frustrating when those with tiny little penises try to pass them off as “cocks!”
Mine is small and my outlook on life improved when I realized that i couldn’t please a woman like a real man. Once I knew my place, I entertain women in all the ways that Hunter described.
Very good for you, skylar. You’ve got it figured out! That’s half the battle- learning your place. If you want the attention of beautiful women and you don’t have a cock to please them, you’d best learn how to keep them entertained in other ways!
OMG, I could NOT have said this better myself! I passed off my small penis club blog to Ms. Sirena, but if you were to go back and look at the archives, I said this very thing myself, many times! I do love the men with little willies, if for no other reason than their obvious comedic relief! But they are good at doing all kinds of other things! Great post, Ms. Hunter!
I will go back and check that out, Ms. Courtney. It is true, the men with the itty bitty dickies are definitely amusing!
hahahhaha! What a great post Ms Hunter! Don’t you just love it when a guy with a small penis says, I’m probably useless to you, Mistress. For the reasons you’ve just said, a small dick guy is NOT useless! He’s fucking fantastic! Of course, not for sex sex … oh hell no to that pin dick … but hey, he knows that tiny dick is a path to becoming something different, better, for his Mistress. Even if he has never experienced being a male submissive, a cuckold, or a sissy … deep in his heart of hearts he knows he will need to BE something else because he doesn’t have a dick. That’s just the way it is.
Exactly, Ms. Olivia. He is not useless at all, but perfect for molding into the male submissive, cuckold, or sissy he needs to be.