Guess what time it is? It’s time for Intelligent Femdom Mistress Constance’s and my Annual Birthday Bash celebration. We’ve been doing this for… well, it’s been so long we aren’t quite sure, but we think it’s twelve years!

Twelve years is a long time but you know what?? We haven’t aged a bit. We’re still frozen in time at 29. That’s right, we’re not a day over 29 and anybody who says different is going to have to do 58 hard spankings for us. Why fifty eight, you may say? Twenty nine for each of us! Question us again and guess what?! It’ll be double that!


Where And When Does This Birthday Bash Take Place?

It takes place on Thursday, September 21, 2023 at 8pm on Cock Radio. Tune in and listen to Constance and I live on the air while chatting with us in the Community Kink chat room. Make sure to be in your birthday suit, bring your favorite beverage, and be prepared to laugh a lot!


What, Exactly, Does This Birthday Bash Entail?

The real answer is that it will entail whatever we want it to but there are a few things that can be counted on as givens. They are:

  1. We’ll be wearing our birthday suits, nekkid as the day we were born.
  2. We’ll be drinking our favorite adult beverage(s).
  3. Mistress Constance will sing Happy Birthday to me in sexy Marilyn Monroe style.
  4. It may be 8pm but it’ll 4:20 at Ms. Constance’s house.
  5. Hunter will have eaten a special buckeye or two. She is from the Buckeye state, after all!
  6. Despite having tested and had everything working perfectly earlier in the day, there WILL be technical issues.
  7. The word “Fuck” or some variation of it will be used more times than we can count.
  8. People WILL be put in the corner.
  9. Spankings will be handed out like party favors.
  10. A good time will be had by all!


It’s All Just Good, Kinky Fun!

No matter what, even with the technical issues that are sure to plague us this year just like every other year, we will laugh a lot and have a lot of good, kinky fun! We may talk about chastity, sissy sluts, sploshing, and any number of other kinks and fetishes or we may not talk about anything kinky at all. That last part may be highly unlikely but when the two of us get together, anything is possible!

I actually have two good dirty jokes to tell if I can remember them in my celebratory state. I’m sure Constance has a few things up her sleeve… oh wait, she won’t have any sleeves. Either way, I bet we’ll have some stories to tell of times we’ve gotten together. Sure, we’ve told them a million times before and you’ve heard them a million times before, but that won’t stop us from telling them again. And laughing. There will be LOTS of laughter. Of that, I am certain!


Mark Your Calendars: Don’t Miss The Birthday Bash!

This year, instead of being on Wednesday, as it has been in years past it will be on Thursday. Be sure to mark your calendars. I’ll mark it on my calendar, too! Thursday, September 21, 2023 at 8pm on Cock Radio and in the Community Kink chatroom.

Let’s see if we can get a record number of party-goers this year. What the heck, while I’m dreaming big, let’s see if we can make this the first year ever without technical issues. Can we do it? You’ll just have to show up to find out!

See you at the bash!

Until next time~

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