Masturbation songs? Is there such a thing? Sure there is. There are songs about masturbation and then there are songs one prefers to masturbate to. They may or may not be (probably aren’t) the same. Let’s examine both scenarios and see what we come (or cum), up with!

Songs Alluding to Masturbation

For years I’ve heard about songs that are about masturbation; both directly and indirectly. I could name a few off the top off my head but decided to do a deep dive and see just how many songs are really out there that are about self-pleasure. Here, in no particular order, are the songs I found:

Rosie – Jackson Browne: “I got to hand it to me …looks like it’s you and me again tonight, Rosie.”
She Bop – Cyndi Lauper: “I wanna go down south and get me some more …they say I better stop or I’ll go blind.”
Longview – Green Day: “When masturbation’s lost its fun you’re fucking lazy!” No euphemisms or double entendres here, as you can see!
Turning Japanese – The Vapors I’m sure everybody’s heard about this one, referring to the infamous “O” face contortions.
Be My Girl (Sally) – The Police: Check out the lyrics yourself but I’m pretty sure this one is about sex with a blow-up doll.
I Don’t Need a Man – The Pussycat Dolls: “So let me break it down, I can get off when you ain’t around.”
Doin’ Laundry – Nerf Header: Never heard of this one before so I had to go listen to it. “I was thinking of you last night when I jerked off into my sock.” No hidden meanings here, either!
Fingers – Pink: “…and no one else is watching, I let my fingers do the walking.”
Jizzlobber – Fatih No More: You’ll just have to look up the lyrics to see this one for yourself.
M&Ms – Green Day: “…there are only so many ways I can make love to my hand.”
Captain Jack – Billy Joel: “…you just sit at home and masturbate…”
I Touch Myself – The Divinyls: “…when I think about you I touch myself.”
Darling Nikki – Prince: “…masturbating to a magazine…”
Dancing with Myself – Billy Idol
Blister in the Sun – The Violent Femmes
Orgasm Addict – the Buzzcocks (ha! pretty sure I know a few orgasm addicts)
Pictures of Lily – The Who
Muscle of Love – Alice Cooper
Spank Thru – Nirvana
Diddle My Skittle – Peaches: (Does this one even need an explanation? LOL)

I’m sure there are plenty more, can you think of any others? Now, let’s talk about music to masturbate to…

Masturbation Music

Now, here’s a question for you. Do you always watch porn when you masturbate? Do you listen to music when you masturbate? Personally, I’ve seen so much porn it doesn’t do much for me anymore. Besides, my imagination is far better than porn. That said, I do like to have music in the background while I masturbate. But, then, I pretty much like to have music on in the background all the time.

I actually do have a masturbation playlist, though it’s not called that. It’s called “Songs for Me.” I have a variety of songs on there ranging from slow to quite fast. Sometimes, I really like to put on some heavy metal and go fast and furious and other times, slow and sensual.

My Heavy Metal Masturbation Playlist

Freak Like Me – Hailstorm
I Get Off – Hailstorm
Closer – NIN
Beautiful People – Marilyn Manson
Thunderkiss 65 – White Zombie
Electric Head – White Zombie
The Look – Candlelight Red
Balls to the Wall – Accept
Testify – Rage Against the Machine
Joyride – Chevelle
Joyride – Roxette
…and a bunch of others but this is a pretty good sampling of my fast and furious masturbatory music preferences. Now, let’s look at a sampling of my slow and sensual masturbation playlist.

My Slow and Sensual Masturbation Playlist

Let’s Get it On – Marvin Gaye
I Want Your Sex – George Michael
Wicked Game – Chris Isaac
Sexual Healing – Marvin Gaye
The Sweetest Taboo – Sade
Climax – Usher
Kiss – Prince
I Wanna Kiss You All Over – Exile
…and that’s just a sampling of songs. Tell me, am I the only one who has masturbatory music playlists? Do you have any? What are they? Spill in the comments!

There you have it, pets. A look at masturbation music for Jerk-off January!

Until next time~

Your Cum Eating Fantasies Mistress