It’s the holiday season, we’re kinky, and we like music, so what better opportunity than this for me to bastardize an old holiday standard to fit our naughty needs?!
This post is part of a Holiday Blog train. If you’ve been following along, you just came from Nadia’s blog and the 12 Days of BDSM Christmas. If you haven’t been following along yet, you can start on Harper’s blog, at the beginning of the Holiday Blog Train and just keep on reading down that blog train track. 🙂
Now, where was I… ahh, yes… without further adieu, I give you…
Deck the Halls with Kinky Toys
Deck the Halls with kinky toys
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Toys for Mistress to use as she pleases
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Dildos and butt plugs and paddles, too
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Paddles and canes, and wooden spoons
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Lots of things for Mistress to use
Fa la la la la, la la la la
for fucking, and spanking, and CBT
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Either way, bend over for Mistress
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Bend over now and grab your ankles
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Kinky Themed Holiday Decorations
Maybe we can’t really deck the halls with traditional kinky toys like whips and paddles and dildos and butt plugs, but I bet we can decorate it with things that do the same things but aren’t as obvious.
Let’s see what we can come up with…
- Wooden spoons
- pie wheel
- rolling pin
- fork
- spatula
- metal slotted spoons
Can you think of some others that would work great for a little kinky fun but wouldn’t be obvious to those who saw them?
Check out tomorrow’s post by Kay Marie on her Mistress After Hours Blog to continue reading through the Holiday Blog Train!
Happy holidays, pets!
Until next time~
Hunter, Your Intelligent Fantasies Mistress
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