Happy Masturbation May, pets! Are you ready for a gooning challenge? You’re probably thinking either “Hell yes, I’m ready!” or “What is gooning?” Either way, read on to learn more about the Masturbation May Gooning Challenge!
The Gooner challenge is set up for three different gooner levels- the novice gooner, the experienced gooner, and the gooner expert. Which one are you?
First, for those of you who may have been on another planet and don’t know what gooning is, here’s a definition of gooning according to slangdefine.org is:
“The act of a very addicted or chronic masturbator; getting so into masturbating, or jacking off, that the dude becomes a total goon; becomes stupid on his own cock. Can think of [anything] else but busting a nut.”
Gooning Novice
If you haven’t really tried to goon yet or if you’ve been working on it, edging and delaying orgasm for extended periods of time, but haven’t quite reached that euphoric gooner trance, the novice program is for you.
If you are unsure whether or not you have experienced a gooner trance before, I can assure you if you don’t know, you most certainly have NOT experienced the euphoric state of gooning. When you DO experience a gooner trance, there is zero doubt in your mind that you experienced it. But how do you get to that elusive gooner state? Lots of practice, that’s how!
Beginner Gooner Challenge
If you have difficulty staying right on the edge of orgasm without having an accident or if you don’t know precisely how far you can go before accidental orgasm, you need to do some experimenting to find this out. It is quite possible you will have a few accidents and hopefully ruined orgasms along the way while trying to determine just how close you can go and also how long you can ride the edge of orgasm. Once you’ve determined these two things, then you can start chasing that gooner trance.
Additionally, one of the things that makes those experienced gooners ride the edge of orgasm for hours on end is that they have a strong pelvic floor. Do you have a strong pelvic floor? Try these male Kegel exercises to see just how strong your pelvic floor is. Remember, the stronger the pelvic floor, the longer you can edge, allowing you to finally get to that gooning state.
Once you’re ready to start gooner training, you’ll masturbate for 10-15 minutes at a time to get yourself to about an 8 on a scale of 1-10- one being nowhere close to orgasm and ten being an orgasm- as quickly as possible and try to stay right there the entire 10-15 minutes. Do this multiple times per day for a few days, then increase to 30-minute blocks for a few days. If you have succeeded at reaching a gooner trance, great! If you have not yet gotten there, keep practicing, doubling your masturbation blocks every few days until you finally get that goon face and can stay in a gooner trance for a period of time.
Experienced Gooner
Perhaps you’ve gotten quite good at riding the edge of orgasm for extended periods of time. Maybe you’ve not ridden consistently close enough to the edge orgasm to get into that gooner state or maybe you have gooned many times before but it takes a lot of time and all the stars lining up just right for you to experience that gooner trance.
If you’ve experienced gooning a few times but are interested in getting into a deeper masturbation edging trance than ever before, this is the gooning challenge for you! Start by remembering the longest period of time you were an entranced gooner with plans to double that by the time this challenge is over. How do you accomplish that?
Intermediate Gooning Challenge:
Take 1/4 of the time of your longest gooning session and spend that time riding the edge of orgasm every day for a few days. Then, for the next few days, make your goal to get to the edge of orgasm as quickly as possible and as soon as you are as close as the edge of orgasm as you can get without going over, take your hand off. You are finished until tomorrow. After a few days of this, double your edging time to half the amount of time of your longest gooner session to date. Do this for a few days, then don’t do anything at all for at least two days.
Once the two day hiatus is up, it’s time to go for it until you’ve gooned for twice as long as your longest prior gooning session. The goal is to stay absolutely as close to the edge as possible the entire time without really backing off. It should be to the point that you may only have to tap or touch your penis in order to keep it at this heightened state of arousal.
Were you able to succeed and reach your gooner trance goal? Maybe you need some personalized training with me in order to succeed. A series of calls and assignments to make up a gooner boot camp, if you will.
Gooning Expert
Are you a gooner expert, having spent hours on end gooning and orgasm edging? If so, it’s quite likely it takes you little to no time at all to get to the edge of that gooner trance and keep it there for hours on end. You’ve likely spent more hours making that goon face than you can count! If this is the case, this expert gooner challenge is for you.
Advanced Gooner Challenge:
Have you ever tried ballooning while edging and masturbating? If not, you definitely should! That said, many of the Goon Squad gooners who have tried it say it is difficult to do and takes a long time to achieve an edge, if they manage to achieve an edge at all. Many give up and just stick with what they know, their tried-and-true gooning methods but those who do this are missing out on the next-level gooner trance experience.
If you’ve tried ballooning before and were unsuccessful, it’s time to not only try it again but practice, practice, practice! Yes, it takes a lot of time and effort to finally master this technique but all who have successfully done so say it makes edging via traditional techniques seem lame and boring. They claim their gooner trances last long and are much more intense and when they finally do achieve orgasm, it’s the most explosive orgasm they’ve ever experienced.
Well, how about it… are you going to accept the Masturbation May Gooning Challenge? Drop a comment and let me know and then keep me posted how it goes. If you are really serious about it and want expert training tailored just for you, give me a call and let’s get started!
Until next time, pets…. Happy Gooning!
Your Intelligent Fantasies Mistress
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