Hey, hey! It’s December! You know what that means, right? Holiday Blog Train! Holiday gifts! I’ll get to the kinky stocking stuffers in a bit but first, if you haven’t already, you’ll want to go back to the beginning of the Holiday Blog Train here, on Intelligent Femdom Ms. Constance’s blog.
Kinky Stocking Stuffers: Sex Toys for Every Kink
Obviously, stuffing your stocking or your significant other’s stocking full of kinky sex toys is probably not going to happen but I want you to imagine what it would be like if your stocking could be stuffed with sex toys you’d enjoy. What would be in your stocking? Would it be full of nipple clamps and cock rings? Maybe butt plugs and dildos? Maybe, it would be filled with a sexy sissy outfit or makeup?
I looked around the internet and found some kinky, sexy things that I think would make good stocking stuffers. Let’s take a look-see, shall we?
If you’ve followed my blog at all, you know I love internet-controlled sex toys, but did you know that you can control these same toys yourself through bluetooth? If you haven’t tried this type of sex toy, you are totally missing out! Here are my top picks for kinky stocking stuffers:
The Lovense Edge
This is one of my top pics because it is so versatile. It can be used as a prostate massager but it can also be used as a cock ring of sorts and even as a vibrator underneath that ever-so-sensitve spot on your cock or clitty. Because the angle is adjustable, it can also be used externally in many other ways. For this reason, it is one of my favorite internet-controlled sex toys.
The Lovense Edge is a waterproof, adjustable vibrating prostate massager with dual vibrators that can be controlled separately.
The Lush 2
The Lovense Lush 2, four times more powerful than most egg vibrators, is a wearable vibrating egg that can also be used externally on the taint, clitty, or nipples. It is quiet and waterproof and can be worn internally for 2-3 hours.
It can also be used at the base of the cock for some vibrating cock-ring type action but I won’t lie, this one is a favorite for sissies everywhere.
Now let’s look at my other kinky stocking stuffer sex toy picks:
The Fleshlight
The Fleshlight is the #1 selling sex toy for men, and for good reason. There are all different types of flashlights- some simulate vaginas, some simulate asses, some have texturing, and some are even modeled after the vaginas of famous porn stars.
Having said all this, I do think the flashlight is a solid sex toy but you don’t want to depend on it so much that regular stroking and guided masturbation loses its appeal.
Prostate Kit
What would a kinky stocking stuffer list be without butt plugs? This fun, anal play kit is a best seller, and for good reason. The Zero Tolerance Intro to Prostate Kit is perfect for anal-play newbies but can also be fun for those experienced in anal play, particularly when used in conjunction with other sex toys like the Fleshlight or the Lush.
If you’ve always been curious about anal play but have been afraid to take the plunge, this is a great kit to get you started!
There you have it, pets~ my recommendations for stocking stuffers to go in your kinky Christmas stocking. What other kinky sex toys would you like to see in your stocking?
What kinky non-sex toy items would be fun to have in your stocking? You know the old saying, don’t you? “Sex toys are kinky but true kink is when you make sex toys out of everyday items- especially if they come from the hardware store!
This post is part of the Holiday Blog Train so you’ll want to check out the next stop on the Holiday Blog Train, the Sexy Ms. Scarlet’s blog.
Until next time~
Your Intelligent Fantasies Mistress
Having some of these fun things might feel good. After a year of many bad times the thought for 2021 may be a hopeful thought. Many of us could appreciate the opportunity to feel good.
Yes, feeling good… well, feels good! And it would be much deserved after a rough year! 🙂
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I somehow think the stockings aren’t the only things getting stuffed this season. Hehe, great post Hunter.
I treated myself to some early Xmas gifts and ordered a trio of Lovense toy last night to stuff my stocking, so to speak, may stuff them elsewhere 😉
Nice! Hahaha… yes, first to stuff your stocking, then to stuff elsewhere! Love it! Check out my internet controlled sex toy package over on phonesexassignments.com. I’d love to control them for you once they’re stuffed elsewhere! 🙂
Hmmm…? What kinky stocking stuffers would I want in mine?… how ’bout 2 patient, kinky, punishing Mission CUMPossible Mistresses, a spoon, a shot glass, a plate, a melon, 30 saved cum loads and all night Christmas eve?
Does THAT count?
Hahaha… I suppose so. THIRTY saved loads? We definitely have to do a call with the three of us SOON!
I treated myself to some early Xmas gifts and ordered a trio of Lovense toys.
Nice!! You’ll love them!
Ms Hunter I adore this post! What naughty stocking “stuffer” suggestions!! ????
See you around the Empire!!
Thank you… While I love traditional sex toys, I am a big fan of the DIY variety. They are so entertaining to watch in use! 🙂
Miss Hunter,
I love this idea. Sex toys in my stocking? I need a WAY BIGGER STOCKING!?. The sex toy I want is simply calmed “The Destroyer.” Its longer than my arm is (from elbow to outstretched hand) and thicker than my fist. This Christmas, I’m ALL about expanding my horizons!
Merry Christmas!
Oh my! I’ve seen “The Destroyer”… you sure will be expanding more than your horizons! 😉