Listen to Me Read Don’t Want No Short Dick Man
Do you want me? Do you really want me? Of course you do. But you can’t have me and you know it!
Deja Vu
You know you can’t have me, and yet… you ALWAYS come back like you’re a big shot or something, hoping against hope that you might stand a chance. You keep begging for my attention and my answer is always the same. Emphatically No!
I keep telling you, “Don’t push it!” And yet, you keep coming back to shake your thang hoping it will get my attention, and it does- but not in the way you dream about. It’s so silly of you to think you could be anything to me other than a source of amusement.
Whatta Man – NOT!
If you believe you’re a real man and that lil’ pathetic pud between your legs is enough to groove me and turn you into my boy toy, you’ve got another thing coming! Helloooo??!! Knock knock! I am body beautiful and I desire to live the good life.
If you can do me right and provide that for me, then maybe, just maybe I’ll think about allowing you to buy pretty things for me to wear for my lover. That’s right, my lover! You didn’t think your tiny little penis would stand a chance with me… did you??
Let’s Talk about Sex
Hehe, look at that eenie weenie peenie getting hard in those little pink panties I make you wear as a reminder of your inadequacies! I’m not talking about having sex with you, silly. I’m talking about having sex with him while you sit in your chair in the corner and watch, making a little wet spot (and I do mean little) on the front of your pretty little panties!
You’re not allowed to masturbate or touch yourself in any way while you watch. You will wait patiently and quietly until we are finished and call for clean up boy. Then, just like a good little tramp, you’ll gitty up on over to start the party. The cuckold cream pie clean up party, that is!
R U Ready Cock Sucker?
“Cock Sucker?”, you ask. “Yes,” I say, “cock sucker. My brand new cuckold fluffer and cock sucking, cum eating slut in training!” Oh boy, there goes that little itte bittie erupting in your panties again.
How pathetic! You are going to have to learn a little self-control if you’re going to continue serving me. What have you showed me so far to make me want to keep you around? So far, not much!
Well, bitchboy, what are you waiting for?
You’d better get licking~ the clock is tickin’!
Until next time, pets~
Your Intelligent Fantasies Mistress Hunter
Rejection is a part of the short dick man’s life which can eventually lead to wearing the smallest of women’s thong panties and then chastity sucking dicks wearing perfume etc enjoy
Okay Ms Hunter,
so I’m a tad late in reading this,
don’t know how I missed it but-awesome post! 🙂
I laughed so hard when I read the title,
it really says it all, doesn’t it? (chuckles)
I wonder if some of our sph sluts
should use that as a disclaimer on their forum signatures! 😉
Thank you for making me laugh today!
While your sex machine works that love and licks it, and your little short dick cave man cucky sits in his corner, I think I will sit in the other corner. So take your time and work that love while I choke my chicken.
Great post from a lady who is 100% woman.
By the way love the no thanks pic, 😉
Owwwwwww, I feel gooooooooooood!! LOL, Forrest- glad you liked the pic!
~laughs~ Oh Ms Hunter! I started laughing with the blog title! Sometimes people ask if calling phone sex is cheating….well, it’s sure NOT with a small dick man because HEY you know sex isn’t a part of that relationship! ~laughs~
LOL! Good point, Ms. Olivia! Best thing the poor loser can hope for is that he’s got a good tongue!
Hunter-I love the visuals you paint of you cock suckers and cuckolds with their thin prick dicks just begging you for release..a little drop of release 🙂
LOL, Ms. Sonali – thin, short, tiny, any adjective you use, they’re still woefully inadequate!
OH MY GOD! This is incredible! Other than the panties part (just not for me, although I know a lot of guys who would love that too) this hits on basically every single part of my deepest, darkest fantasies. Especially this sentence, this says it all: “If you can do me right and provide that for me, then maybe, just maybe I’ll think about allowing you to buy pretty things for me to wear for my lover.” Incredible post, I’m not sure how I’m going to get any work done after reading this!
Hi Kevin! I’m so pleased that you liked it and took the time to tell me so! Some do love the panties for the sake of wearing panties, for sure! For me though, in this instance, putting the panties on you is not in any way about feminization, but rather about further solidifying the fact he has what it takes to be my lover and you do not.
Being the tease that I am, I’m glad you were all worked up after reading my post, but do I hope you managed to at least get some work done! Hehe!
That’s right tiny tim, you’ve got a lot of “proving yourself” to do, don’t you? I still have that champagne cork cage sitting on my desk… you know, the one I decided would be just the right size chastity cage for your little… um, cork?
Hello Empress Hunter, I love this post and audio. It is similiar to some of the custom audios you made for me. I still have to prove myself of being worthy of eating the creampie.There is something that. Hope to talk to you soon.