Perverted, yes.  Naughty, yes.  Hilarious, yes.  Problem-solving, not so much!

This past week, I decided to substitute my Friday Night Fap party at 11pm on Cock Radio with The Perverted Help Desk.  The Perverted Help Desk is a call-in show with a panel of Help Desk Analysts who will listen to and analyze your problem. More than likely, they’ll laugh their asses off at your expense while they’re at it, but it’s hilarious and fun and a good time is always had by all!

As always, I  am the Perverted Help Desk Manager, and Masturbation Humiliation Specialist Ms. Sirena and Sweet Jane were the Perverted Help Desk Analysts.  Of course, you all know and love the lovely and talented Ms. Sirena, but you may not know who Sweet Jane really is.

Sweet, Sweet Jane

I’ve had Sweet Jane joining me on the radio since not long after my first Cock Radio show way back in 2009 and the number of inquiries I receive about her after each show never ceases to amaze me!  Since you all are so very interested in who Sweet Jane is, I thought I’d take a moment to tell you here in writing, though I’ve explained on the Cock Radio airwaves and in the Kinky Adult Chatroom many times.

Of course I can understand your obsession with Sweet Jane, as I am somewhat enamored with her, too!  I plan to interview Sweet Jane for a future blog post, so I don’t want to give too much away, but I thought I would at least fill you in with the basic info of who she is.

Unlike LDW’s own Mistress Jane, the Mistress of More, Sweet Jane is not a Mistress.  Sweet Jane is a personal friend and an extremely talented software engineer I had the pleasure of working with and getting to know a few years back, when I was doing the same kind of work.

Sweet Jane and Ms. Sirena

Sweet Jane went with me on the last Vegas trip and got to know Ms. Sirena quite well.  The three of us hung out together and did a lot of crazy things, even riding in a helicopter over Hoover Dam and driving Dune Buggies through the desert.  Oh, and we spent LOTS of time shopping.

Since the three of us had such a blast together, it seemed only natural when there was talk of doing another edition of the Perverted Help Desk to ask these two ladies to join me in humiliating you, er, solving your perverted problems.  Yeah, that’s it.  That’s what we did.  Right, castaway?

LMAO.  Okay, that’s it for today, perverts!
Until next time,