Really? Tell Ms. Hunter all about it.

‘J’ is for Jactitation.   Jactitation is when people become aroused by bragging about their sexual exploits.  Now, I’m sure the textbook definition would be guys bragging about their conquests with hot girls, but here at LDW, this is how Jactitation translates:

Chronic Masturbators

“Mistress, I masturbate 4-5 times a day.  I can’t stop masturbating.  I think about it all the time, even when I’m not doing it.  The first thing I think of when I get home from work is masturbating.  Am I addicted to masturbation?”

Cum Eaters

“I love to eat my cum.  I love the taste of it. I love the smell of it.  I love how hot it is right when it’s fresh.  I’ve eaten my cum on cupcakes, in coffee, off my hand, and every other way I can think of.  I can even shoot it in my mouth from ‘the position’.”

Cuckolded Husbands

“My wife goes out of town with her male coworker a lot.  She also comes home late from work a lot, and when she does get home, she always wants me to lick her pussy which is always extra wet and tastes a bit saltier than usual.  She never lets me have sex with her.  She’s cuckolding me, I just know it!”

Little Willy Waivers

Possibly the most Jactiticious (I’m pretty sure I just made that word up) of all are you wee little willy waivers.  “Mistress, I’ve got a tiny little penis.  It’s so small I can’t even have sex.  It only takes me two fingers to masturbate.  It’s only 4″ when it is hard.  Wanna see it?  Please, please can I show it to you?”

There you have it, pets.  Jactitition, LDW style!

Until next time~