You’ve heard of hot yoga, right? Well, now, it’s time for hot masturbation yoga!  What is this, you ask?  Well, it’s quite simple, really!  Turn off your air conditioning and let yourself get all hot and sweaty and then you masturbate- but not just any old masturbation- tantric masturbation.

What is Tantric Masturbation?

Typically, male masturbation involves what I call the “bull in a china shop” approach- grabbing hold of the cock and pulling until it spews. While, I suppose this gets the job done if your only goal is the quickest way to orgasm, orgasms produced this way are not as fulfilling as orgasms derived from an erotic trance or masturbation trance created through edging and tantric masturbation.

Tantra refers to the practice of becoming acutely aware of your entire body and its different reactions and sensations to various stimuli.  Before beginning tantric masturbation, you must first relax your mind and your body, eliminating all physical and mental stress. 

First, find a comfortable spot, close your eyes, take slow, deliberate breaths, and clear your mind.  At this point, begin progressive muscle relaxation.  Start by tensing the toes on both feet for 10 seconds and release, then the fingers followed by the whole hand, wrist, forearm, upper arm, and shoulder.  Then, the whole foot followed by the ankle, calf and shin, thighs, hips, stomach, chest, and neck.  Last but not least, tense all of your facial muscles and release followed by a whole-body tense and release. 

Do each of these exercises 2-3 times for each body part and then the fully body.  It is only at this point, when the body is completely relaxed, you can begin to experience the wonders of tantra.

Now, slowly glide your fingertips over each part of your body (except your cock and balls) while keeping totally relaxed.  Close out the mind to everything but your body and the sensations it is feeling.  Next, do this with your cock and balls. Do this for several minutes and you will feel excitement building.

What happens after this is purely up to you and your imagination though keep in mind, in order for it to be tantric masturbation, you must keep your mind focused on your sexual energy and sensations and thoughts that further that sexual energy without tensing up, all while maintaining a light, gentle touch.  There is no hurrying tantra.

Benefits of Hot Yoga

In general yoga improves flexibility, balance, and flow and also lowers BP and tension and anxiety.  Hot yoga just kicks all of these up a notch.  When the room is already warm- by warm, I mean HOT- 100 degrees or higher, the muscles become warm and naturally relax to a certain degree without you even having to try.

Warm muscles are much more flexible allowing you to stretch into positions that may not have previously been possible when you’ve tried them cold. Basic yoga positions such as child’s pose, cat pose cow pose, and cobra, bridge and butterfly pose produce much deeper stretches creating more flexibility and relaxation, releasing stress.

Being more flexible is a good thing all the way around and warm muscles definitely stretch easier and further than cold muscles. Think of a cold piece of plastic that you try to bend.  Chances are, if it moves at all, it will snap. Take that same piece of plastic, warm it up a little, and it will bend instead of breaking.  Muscles react exactly the same way as the plastic.

If you want to become more flexible for any reason, like say, to get yourself into the cum eating position much easier or perhaps to get closer to sucking your own cock, practicing hot yoga on a regular basis is the best way to do this.

Is Masturbation Yoga even a Thing?

Masturbation yoga- that’s not really a thing… is it?  Sure it is!  And, if it isn’t already a thing, it should be!

Think about how relaxed you are after yoga, how much more flexible you are, and even how much happier you are.  Yoga puts the mind and body in a good place, making it much more receptive to tantra. Therefore, it makes perfect sense that yoga and masturbation go together.

Have you tried masturbating in various positions or do you always do it the same boring way?  Just like varying positions during sexual intercourse feel different and produce different sensations-  some feeling better than others- masturbation positions are the same way. It’s just that people rarely think of trying different things when it comes to masturbation.  

What if you’ve been missing out on more pleasure than you’ve ever before experienced just because you’ve never tried switching up your masturbation positions?  

Don’t you owe it to yourself to do a little experimenting during masturbation for a change?

Are You Ready to Try Hot Masturbation Yoga, Now?

We already know you’re good at masturbating but is it possible you are missing out on a higher pleasure level than you’ve achieved to this point?

You’ve tried tantric masturbation but never been able to achieve the ever-elusive masturbation trance. Could that be because you’ve not prepared for it properly?

You’ve always wanted to be able to get into the infamous cum eating position but have never been flexible enough to do so. Do you think it could be because you’ve always tried to do it with cold, unprepared muscles?

I’m sure you’ve tried, at some point, to see if it’s possible to suck your own cock and realized you can’t do it but do you think it could be because you’ve never warmed up enough to improve flexibility?  Then again, perhaps your dick is just too small to be able to do that, even if you were uber flexible?

You owe it to yourself to do your due diligence and give hot masturbation yoga a try.  The more you do it, the better you be at it, the better it will feel, the more flexible you will become, and the happier and healthier you will be.  

What have you got to lose?  Hmmm?

There you have it, pets~ how to do hot masturbation yoga!

Until next time,

Your Intelligent Fantasies Mistress