You’re at work, in your office, feeling so horny and hard as a rock that you can’t stand it~ you’ve got to at least get a quick smash and grab to relieve your sexual frustration. You check the hallway to make sure nobody’s headed your direction, shut and lock your office door, sit down behind your desk, lean back in your chair, ready to get some sin for nuthin’, when all of the sudden, just as you’re ready for the meltdown of an orgasm you’ve been waiting for, you hear a squealer out in the hallway.
Just in the Nick of Time
Not wanting to get caught with your pants down, you quickly shove your throbbing, ready to cum, cock back in your pants and zip up. “Whew,” you think when you hear a knock at the door, “I got it put back away just in the nick of time!”
Limping to the door with an obvious trouser tent, you think to yourself “I hope this doesn’t turn into a nervous shakedown.” No reason to think it should, though. After all, the door was closed, they didn’t see anything…. did they?
She’s Got Balls
“We know what you’ve been doing,” said one of the temps.
“Yeah?” you say. “What was I doing?”
“Oh puh-lease,” she said. “Just drop the charade!” The next time you decide to drop trou and masturbate in your office, make sure you close the blind on the side window!
“Hells Bells,” he thought to himself, “shot down in flames!” “This woman is a ball breaker!”
There’s more to the story but I’ll save that for another day. Suffice it to say, though, that the moral of this story is:
The next time you want to do dirty deeds dirt cheap at work, close those curtains before you touch too much!!
Until next time, pets~
Your Intelligent Fantasies Mistress Hunter
Fabulous story Ms Hunter, and it sounds very similar to my past! One has to be extremely careful when doing it at work or run the risk of getting an audience!!!
Hehe, so true, sparty!! Those doors aren’t as “sound-proof” as one might think they are. If you don’t believe me, just ask sparty’s secretary! 🙂
For sure Ms Hunter, as you know full well, she got a show very often in my office! And lets not forget her friends either….its still mind blowing knowing each morning Id pickup coffee and serve them!
Hunter-
The thought of those silly boys at office getting caught wanking off in in the middle of the afternoon is so hilarious!
LOL, and we know it happens a WHOLE LOT more than any of them care to admit!
I just want to stand up and salute you for rocking the blog. I am lovin reading them.
Why, thank you Forrest. I’ve been having a blast writing them, too! I’m about to rock some more, so keep firing (pun intended!) 😉
That’s right, Forrest! He’d better resist that urge to shoot to thrill and sink the pink, or he’ll find out who made who on the highway to hell!
…although, by taking matters into his own hands instead of being a live wire, he doesn’t have to wonder if she’s got the jack!
This little post made my brain shake. Here he is safe in new york working his way to the top, but its a long way there. Now he’s all screwed up feeling like some kind of riff raff.
Maybe he should go out and get himself a mistress for christmas, maybe one with a meanstreak that’ll give him the ruff stuff. Then if he’s lucky he’ll be back in business in the nick of time, before he gets the down payment blues.
So have a drink on me, I need a cold shower before I meltdown.
😉