Masturbation May is the perfect time to talk about Gooning. Have you heard of it? If you haven’t heard of Gooning but you like to edge, keep reading, because you don’t know what you’ve been missing.
What is Gooning?
According to the Urban Dictionary, Gooning is a “state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely [mesmerized] by the feeling radiating from his penis.” Entering into a Gooning state requires intense edging just below the PONR (point of no return) for an extended amount of time. This requires a bit of practice if you are new to orgasm edging or aren’t used to long-term edging but it is totally worth it, according to Gooners.
Once you have mastered long-term edging and staying just below the PONR for a bit, instead of stopping as you usually would, slow down stroking or do whatever it takes to stay at that point just below orgasm for a while longer. Eventually, the penis will be so hyper-sensitive that every tiny touch triggers intense pleasure. Don’t stop there, keep going. You are just getting to the point where a trance-like state can occur.
How Did Gooning Get its Name?
Gooning sounds like such a strange name for long-term edging and masturbation but there is a reason it is named as such. The name comes from the fact that once you enter that trance-like state where every touch sends pure pleasure coursing through your body, where you are almost on the outside looking in, the intense pleasure causes you to make guttural sounds and moans and make some very odd facial expressions.
It is said that these sounds and expressions make you look like a Goon. And those who are Gooners love the term and are proud of it! They wear that Gooner title like a badge. Perhaps, it’s because they know how amazing being in a Gooner trance feels. This trance-like state becomes an addiction for Gooners. A high they are always chasing. As you might guess, Gooners are also masturbation addicts.
Why You Should Try Gooning
I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “Why would anybody want to purposely lose themselves to the point of making silly noises and faces?” “Why would anybody be proud of looking and acting like that, proud of being called a Gooner?” All I can say is, you have to try it at least once to understand.
What have you got to lose? You’re already a chronic masturbator, so why not experience the ecstasy of gooned-out bliss? Though it may look and sound ridiculous to those who don’t understand it, according to jackdaddy.com, Gooning “holds a key to a freer expression of sexuality through mindful masturbation.”
Thebatorblog.com says, When we’re Gooning, “we’re masturbating and we’re inside/outside of ourselves. We’re so far “gone” in the state of masturbation that we are able to experience ourselves having this blissful experience. Your pleasure is heightened to the point that you yourself are the pleasure.”
Gooning is basically being in a masturbation trance or being entranced through masturbation. Physical pleasure is in a heightened state, releasing endorphins and leading to a state of pure bliss- both mentally and physically.
Do You Have What it Takes to Join the Gooner Squad?
Are you ready to become a Gooner or take your Gooning to the next level? Do you have what it take to join the Gooner Squad?
The Gooner Squad, co-created by Ms. Casey of KinkyPhoneDomme.com and yours truly, is a “club” you join to get daily Gooning assignments via email for 30 days. If you are just learning about Gooning, the Gooner Squad daily assignments will help you achieve your Gooner bliss for the first time. If you are already a Gooner, the daily assignments will heighten and enhance your current Gooning experiences.
Head on over to PhoneSexAssignments.com and join the Gooner Squad today!
I hope you’ve been enjoying the Masturbation May Blog train! The previous post in the Masturbation May Blog Train was Anal Masturbation: Stroke and Poke for Masturbation May by Ms. Rachel and the next post in the blog train is The Ebony Office Domme by Ms. Willow or you can go back to the very beginning with Welcome to Masturbation May Blog Train by Ms. Brighon.
Until next time, pets~
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You should definitely give it a try! You’ll be hooked, I guarantee it!
I am curious
Hahahaha… love it! We have you exactly where we want you!! Glad you are enjoying being a complete stroke zombie for us, soooooooo desperate for that release!
Day 27 and I am a complete stroke zombie, willing to do anything for Ms. Hunter and Ms. Casey at this point. My balls are so full and heavy they are a constant reminder that Ms. Hunter and Ms. Casey own me. I think I may have to purchase the Gooner Squad assignment again once this one is over. That’s how good it is!
Such a good pet, so willing to endure such horrible circumstances. LOL
if practice makes perfect I guess I’ll just have to keep on going if that’s what Mistress wants. It’s tough, but I’ll endure.
Hahaha… yes tiny tim, you can’t last but you don’t really have anything to grab hold of and stroke, either!
Hahaha, yes Ms. Brighton! That’s the best! Love it!
I personally love when guys make the gassy goat face while gooning. And the mindfuck of gooning when they get into the headspace of doing literally ANYTHING Mistress wants!
Hi Mistress Hunter. Gooning sounds fun but i know i am not capable of doing this as i can only last 1 minute at the most.
Yes, Jizzalene, gooning would be the perfect thing to try to see if it can help you hold out longer. Not that she’ll ever let you have sex with her again but it would be nice to prepare yourself to last longer just in case and have many wonderful almost out-of-body experiences with pleasure while training for it!
Thank You, Ms. Hunter, for this explanation of gooning! i am married but my wife rarely wants to have sex with me (read: never). When she does, i always cum too soon and she gets so mad. Maybe gooning will help me hold out longer?
Absolutely Ms. Hunter!
So glad you are enjoying being a member of the Gooner Squad, Ken! It’s the perfect fit for chronic masturbators like you, don’t you think?
I am on day 6 of the Gooner Squad assignments and I have to say that Ms. Hunter and Ms. Casey outdid themselves with this one! I awake each morning with a raging erection and swollen balls and check my email to see what amazing gooning task they have for me. Hopefully this weekend I will be able to go on cam for these two beautiful Mistresses so they can watch and laugh at me while I goon for them.
Hmmm, well, it sure sounds like to me you’ll be having to take matters into your own hands, so to speak, so you may as well get the maximum benefit from it! As I said in the post, everybody should try gooning at least once and I have a feeling if you do, you’ll be hooked! Not like it matters if you get hooked anyway, sounds like she’ll be otherwise occupied! 😉
Maybe I should try it. Im married but not having sex lately. I saw my wife having a Skype session with some big cock guy. They were going on about how when this virs thing ends , the should get together and bang each others brains out. They even exchanged information. Here I’am with a case of blue balls