Mmmm, the only thing better than Me teasing and tormenting you on the phone, is TWO phone sex Mistresses teasing and tormenting you! Of course, all of Us love the opportunity to team up with another Mistress and watch you squirm, but based on your feedback, here are a couple of Your favorite Mistress Duos:

Empress Christine and Empress Hunter

Late Night Two Phone Sex Mistress Fun with Empress Chrstine and Empress Hunter

Ms Christine and I are both on during the overnights and have had lots of fun doing calls together. I can’t decide if My favorite was the poor puny prick guy who couldn’t understand why he couldn’t please a girl~ that is until Ms Christine and I not so subtly pointed that out to him; pimping out a slutty sissy on her birthday; or teasing and denying a poor chap who was trying to figure out whether one, both, or neither of us was going to let him cum!

The lil’ dick loser seemed a bit surprised when we told him that girl he was with the other night went and told all her friends what a small penis he had, and those friends told friends, and before long, the whole gang of people he hangs out knew all about his little vienna sausage dick! The more shocked he was about that, the more Ms Christine and I just couldn’t stop laughing! Ohhh, we’re evil!

Mistress Ann and Empress Hunter

Two Mistress Phone Sex Fun with Mistress Ann and Empress Hunter

You may remember Mistress Ann and I together from the Midnight Stroker Party Line, or you may have heard us late nights on cock radio together. You just never know when we will fire up the cock for one of our impromptu overnight shows!

Ms Ann and I have had the pleasure of doing many calls together after our Midnight Stroker shows. We love to tease and torment and tell you exactly how to stroke it for Us… it is so much fun hearing your heavy breathing erupt into sounds of ecstasy!

We also have fun pimping out sissy sluts and cock whores while We and Our Mistress friends watch and giggle! It is so much fun hearing how excited those cock sluts get when we tell them we are going to hold a suck-n-fuck party in which they are the guest of honor! It’s all we can do to contain our laughter, isn’t it Ms Ann?

There you have it, pets! If you haven’t already experienced a Two Mistress Call, you simply MUST experience one today! What are you waiting for??

Until next time,
Empress Hunter

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As promised, here is the long awaited update on Tina the CockI had a lovely session today with Tina, my new cock slut. Tina’s male counterpart sent me an IM telling me he wanted a session and asking what I wanted him to bring into the session. I named off various items, he thanked me, said he would be gathering them and calling.   Then, almost as an afterthought… “I have a bra, garter belt and stockings.” flashed across my screen. Well, as you can guess, I was all over that! He told me he had already started getting dressed and I told him to stop, call and go on cam before finishing. He did as he was told, and I saw the transformation take place before my eyes.

All of the sudden, there, looking into that camera at me was Tina, a dirty little cock whore. Tina couldn’t wait to show me her extensive toy collection, and though none were quite as impressive as the Dirty Dozen, I was impressed when she showed them to me in order from smallest to largest! When questioned about that, Tina said simply “well, when one no longer ‘does it for you’ you get a bigger one.”

The session went on to be quite enjoyable, ending with an assignment for Tina. Tomorrow, Tina will have a very special visit from a man carrying a large suitcase. Shortly after arriving, he will open up Mr. Tickle Trunk to reveal lots of lovely lingerie, stockings, and other girlie accoutrement. Unable to contain herself, Tina is going to model each of these outfits for photographs, before deciding which one to wear while sucking Mr. Tickle Trunk’s Owner’s cock. I have instructed Tina to have him cum on her face and get a picture before he bends her over.

Getting excited waiting to hear what Mr. Tickle Trunk has in store for Tina? She has promised to call later tomorrow night and spill the beans, so to speak! I will keep you posted.

Need an enchantress to stimulate your senses through provocative and intimate conversation? Call Empress Hunter at 800-356-6169.

Until next time,

Adult Phone Sex, Phone Sex Mistress, Dominatrix

Need an enchantress to stimulate your senses through provocative and intimate conversation? Call Empress Hunter at 800-356-6169.

As promised yesterday, today’s blog post is all about the penis. Let’s face it- the entire population is preoccupied with the penis. Whatever the motivation behind their phallic fixation, men and women alike share the preoccupation. This erectile organ has been put on a pedestal of epic proportion; blamed for myriad problems from bad business decisions to the breakup of marriages and everything in between.  

And so, without further gilding the lily (no you perv, it does not mean the same thing as polishing the knob), and with no more ado, I give to you:

Practically Picayune Penis Trivia

In all my research for this article, one thing remains clear: whether concerned with, proud of, or otherwise wishing for, a penis of particular proportions, size does matter! I must admit, it makes me a bit sad for the poor dude who set this record:

The smallest erect penis on record was one centimeter long.

Poor guy had a case of micropenis. As much as I use that term for my dear lil’ under-endowed callers, turns out it is a very real condition!

Micropenis is a rare disorder where the afflicted suffers from an
unusually small penis, roughly .75 to one inch long…and that’s erect.

I bet lil’ dick losers everywhere are feeling better about themselves already! Not for long, though! Read on…

“Generally, Caucasian males have penis sizes averaging about 6.2 inches long, with the approximate circumference of 3.2 inches” (sizemed.com).

The “record-holding penis [is] 13.5 inches in length and 6.25 inches in circumference” (sizemed.com).

In 1995, Hong Kong native Mo Ka Wang lifted over 250 pounds more than two feet off the floor using nothing but his erect penis!

No matter the size, an unobstructed penis is capable of shooting semen anywhere from 12 to 24 inches.

The initial spurt of ejaculate travels at 28 miles per hour. By way of comparison, the world record for the 100 yard dash is 27.1 miles per hour.

Next, are the answers to two questions frequently asked by all you cum pigs out there! How many calories are contained in a teaspoon of cum? and What is cum made up of, besides semen? Oh, who am *I* kidding! Those aren’t really the questions I get asked. The questions I get asked, are: “Ms. Hunter, f I drink a shot glass full of cum, will it make me gain weight? and “Ms. Hunter, what makes that warm sticky goo taste oh-so-good?”   Well, my eager little cum guzzlers, indirectly, here are the answers to your questions:

There are between 5-10 calories in a teaspoon of semen, which is said to be made up of more than 30 substances, including:   fructose, ascorbic acid, cholesterol, creatine, citric acid, lactic acid, nitrogen, vitamin B12 and many other various salts and enzymes depending on what the ejaculator ate recently.

Medomalacuphobia is the fear of losing an erection, and according to my favorite friends, Merriam & Webster, is pronounced: med-oh-muh-lak-you-fo-beeuh.

Believe it or not, there’s actually a word for the fear of seeing, thinking about, or having an erect penis. It’s called ithyphallophobia, which Merriam & Webster say is pronounced: ith-uh-fal-oh-fo-beeuh.

Among primates, the man’s penis is the largest and the thickest- an adult gorilla’s being only about two inches long

The walrus has the largest penis of any land animal, measuring 24.5 inches when erect; the rhinoceros, comes in at a very close second.

The amount of available internet trivia pertaining to the penis seems to be endless! This just reinforces my firm belief that everybody, in some way, is preoccupied with the penis!

Well, kiddies- as much as I know you all enjoyed reading those picayune facts pertaining to the penis, that’s all for today! Tune in tomorrow for the blog post: “Fetishes and Paraphilias”

Until next time,

Adult Phone Sex, Phone Sex Mistress, Dominatrix

Need an enchantress to stimulate your senses through provocative and intimate conversation? Call Empress Hunter at 800-356-6169.

Today began with back to back calls from two men who informed me that they dreamed of being cuckolded. Unfortunately for both, neither spouse shared in her husband’s feelings. Both had been trying unsuccessfully for years to get their women to cuckold them, and both were feeling particularly at the end of their proverbial ropes this morning.

“D” actually had an opportunity to watch his wife with another man years ago, after some friends of theirs had come over for dinner. Both couples had a little too much to drink, one thing leading to another until they found themselves disrobed and in the bedroom. Both men thought it would be a good idea to watch their wives enjoy each other, in that long standing, “every man’s fantasy”- two women together.

“D’s” wife had just hunkered down on all fours to enjoy her friend’s pussy, when “D” decided he would like to seize the opportunity to fuck her from behind. Unfortunately for “D”, the fact that he had a bad case of “whiskey dick”, coupled with the fact that his lil’ dick wasn’t all that big to begin with, rendered the idea usesless.

Not wanting to waste such an opportunity, “D” generously suggested to his friend that he should fuck her instead. After all, he was quite endowed, and drunk or not, “whiskey dick” was certainly not an issue. Being the good friend he was, “D’s” friend ponied up to the saddle, and a good time was had by all!

The next day, when the alcohol and afterglow were replaced by hangover and remorse, “D” tried to talk to his wife about how exciting he found this whole experience to be. Of course, still somewhat embarrassed by her actions the previous night, she wanted to hear nothing of it. “D” has tried on various occasions over the years to give her subtle hints that he wishes to be her cuckold, but they are all shot down.

Resigning himself to the fact the closest he’s ever going to get to being cuckolded by his wife again is reliving that memory, “D” broke down and called me this morning. After reliving the experience to the tune of such an explosive orgasm that his stomach and chest were covered in cum, “D” was basking in his own afterglow when the bedroom door banged open, and who should barge in, but his mother-in-law!!

What happened next? Tune in tomorrow kiddies, to get “the rest of the story!” I will share poor cuck “M’s” story tomorrow, as well!!

Until next time,

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