The city will never be the same again. That was some earthquake… or was it?

The ground trembled and buildings shook off their foundations,but this was no earthquake.  This was simply the result of a Giantess enjoying a leisurely stroll through . . . → Read More: Giantess Takes a Stroll]]>

Growing Goddess Explores Her Surroundings

The city will never be the same again. That was some earthquake… or was it?

A Giantess Quake of Epic Proportions

The ground trembled and buildings shook off their foundations,but this was no earthquake.  This was simply the result of a Giantess enjoying a leisurely stroll through the city, crushing cars and people  beneath the shadow of her pink platform peep-toe stilettos as she walked.

Growing Goddess Explores Surroundings

She toyed with airplanes and helicopters as if they were flies and picked up building and skyscrapers in her hand to admire them and all the tiny little men and women who were inside them.

This was the Growing Goddess‘ first day as a Giantess among regular sized people, though she was certainly no stranger to being a Giantess. She had experimented with shrinking men before.  In fact, she had an entire shrunken village in the walk-in closet of her bedroom- a self-contained village housed in a large fish tank.  But that’s a story for another day.  This day, the Growing Giantess Goddess is looking for some amusement.

Gentle Giantess Finds New Ways to Amuse Herself

The usually gentle Giantess was used to being a regular-sized Goddess and shrinking her men down to the perfect size for her amusement.  This experience of being larger than everyone-and everything-was a new sensation, though it wasn’t long before she’d found plenty of ways to amuse herself as she strolled through the city.

She sent helicopters and airplanes spinning out of control simply by blowing a gentle breath in their direction, picking them up and launching them back on course, only to blow them out of control again. She picked up cars and buses filled with tiny little people and placed them between her breasts and thighs.

She found some very sexy and very intimate ways to amuse herself with the tinies, too!  What else do YOU think she did with them?

Until next time,

Beginning Monday 11/14, here’s when you’ll be able to just pick up the phone and call in to reach me (all times are EST):

Hmm.  Now that I think about it, I’m sure . . . → Read More: Phone Fun for Mistress]]>

Well, hello pets.  It has been a while since this phone sex Mistress has weaved intelligent fantasies for your reading pleasure–or your phone pleasure, for that matter–so I thought I’d whip up a post for you now!

Whip up a Post, or Whip you?

Hmm.  Now that I think about it, I’m sure some of you (or most of you) have been naughty and are very deserving of a spanking!  Maybe I should just forget about writing the post and get out my back scratcher!

“Back scratcher,” you say?  ”Why would she get a back scratcher out to spank me with?”

Well, because as I found out quite by accident during one of my twice-weekly Cock Radio shows a while back, it stings like hell!  In fact, it quite resembles the feel and sound of a cane, but it’s even better because your body tenses in anticipation when you see the cane.

Unless I’ve used it on you before, when you see the back scratcher, you’re more relaxed and inquisitive and certainly not expecting a spanking, so… *wicked laugh* all the better to spank you with, my dear!

Getting Inside Your Head

But enough about spanking!  I do enjoy giving a good spanking now and then, but for me, nothing compares to the enjoyment I get from discovering just what it is that makes you tick and then using that to my advantage (mmm, I love mind games), whether it be for tease and denial, guided masturbation, cum eating, erotic humiliation, or whatever it is that pushes your buttons!

I love to tease you until you think you can’t stand it any longer and then tease you a little more.  I love to guide your masturbation to get you to that absolute edge of orgasm, tell you to stop, and then watch you squirm while your dick throbs and twitches just begging to be touched.  <queue wicked laughter> Even better should you have accidentally started over the edge before you removed your hand.  Oh how I love to watch those abandoned, ruined orgasms on cam! 

And how much do I love dishing out erotic humiliation?  Well, don’t even get me started!  That’s another post for another day!

Where did the time go?

Would you look at that, pets?  Look how long this post is already!  I was just getting started good, too.  Perhaps I’ll whip up another post for Thursday.  Perhaps.  Will I?  Or am I just teasing you only to deny you when Thursday comes?  LOL!  I guess there’s only one way to find out!

Until next time, pets!

This past week, I decided to substitute my Friday Night Fap party at 11pm on Cock Radio with The Perverted Help Desk.  The Perverted Help Desk is a call-in show with a panel of Help Desk Analysts who will listen to and analyze . . . → Read More: The Perverted Help Desk is Closed- Please Check the Number and Try Again!]]>

Perverted, yes.  Naughty, yes.  Hilarious, yes.  Problem-solving, not so much!

This past week, I decided to substitute my Friday Night Fap party at 11pm on Cock Radio with The Perverted Help Desk.  The Perverted Help Desk is a call-in show with a panel of Help Desk Analysts who will listen to and analyze your problem. More than likely, they’ll laugh their asses off at your expense while they’re at it, but it’s hilarious and fun and a good time is always had by all!

As always, I  am the Perverted Help Desk Manager, and Masturbation Humiliation Specialist Ms. Sirena and Sweet Jane were the Perverted Help Desk Analysts.  Of course, you all know and love the lovely and talented Ms. Sirena, but you may not know who Sweet Jane really is.

Sweet, Sweet Jane

I’ve had Sweet Jane joining me on the radio since not long after my first Cock Radio show way back in 2009 and the number of inquiries I receive about her after each show never ceases to amaze me!  Since you all are so very interested in who Sweet Jane is, I thought I’d take a moment to tell you here in writing, though I’ve explained on the Cock Radio airwaves and in the Kinky Adult Chatroom many times.

Of course I can understand your obsession with Sweet Jane, as I am somewhat enamored with her, too!  I plan to interview Sweet Jane for a future blog post, so I don’t want to give too much away, but I thought I would at least fill you in with the basic info of who she is.

Unlike LDW’s own Mistress Jane, the Mistress of More, Sweet Jane is not a Mistress.  Sweet Jane is a personal friend and an extremely talented software engineer I had the pleasure of working with and getting to know a few years back, when I was doing the same kind of work.

Sweet Jane and Ms. Sirena

Sweet Jane went with me on the last Vegas trip and got to know Ms. Sirena quite well.  The three of us hung out together and did a lot of crazy things, even riding in a helicopter over Hoover Dam and driving Dune Buggies through the desert.  Oh, and we spent LOTS of time shopping.

Since the three of us had such a blast together, it seemed only natural when there was talk of doing another edition of the Perverted Help Desk to ask these two ladies to join me in humiliating you, er, solving your perverted problems.  Yeah, that’s it.  That’s what we did.  Right, castaway?

LMAO.  Okay, that’s it for today, perverts!
Until next time,

If you remember, fluffy was pulled into my web by my Blowjob Basics audio. He listened intently and finally decided he . . . → Read More: fluffy the Expert Cocksucker]]>

It’s official. fluffy is a cock sucking expert. Oh, he hasn’t had the real thing, not yet. But he will. It’s just a matter of time.

fluffy gobbles up cock sucking instructions

If you remember, fluffy was pulled into my web by my Blowjob Basics audio. He listened intently and finally decided he was ready to purchase a dildo and really practice sucking cock.  The first time he called me, he could only get a couple of inches in his mouth, but I gave him some tips and he practiced in between calls.

That little cock slut must have called me 10 times in 3 days to show me how much he was progressing.   Very quickly, he was able to take the whole cock into his mouth and throat.  But fluffy didn’t stop there.

fluffy spent hours and hours looking all over the internet for more instructions on how to deep throat and how to give good head- apparently learned a few things, too.

fluffy tries to give Mistress tips on how to suck a cock!

In fact, fluffy has gotten so confident in his oral abilities, that yesterday, he decided to give Me a few tips (as if I didn’t already know the things he was telling me, LOL)!

“Tilt your head back, stick out your tongue, and when you pull it back in it will pull his cock further into your mouth,” he says.

“Tap, tap, tap your tongue on the underside of the head while it’s in your mouth,” he says.

Finally, ya know what I told him???  If you already know so much, then why the fuck aren’t you on your knees sucking a real one, right now??

That shut him up…. for a minute.

Good boy fluffy, you’ll be sucking a real one before you know it!

Until next time, pets~

In this society, the only purpose men serve, is to keep the women . . . → Read More: Charlie the worthless male and sideline boy strike again!]]>

You may recall reading about Charlie on many of the LDW Mistress’ blogs.  Charlie is a worthless male submissive who wrote a story about a Femdom society where Women rule the world, controlling men by their worthless cocks and testicles.

In this society, the only purpose men serve, is to keep the women entertained at their expense.  As the men  are kept in chastity longer and longer and grow more and more submissive, the women become more and more dominant.

I had the pleasure of hearing Charlie tell his story a while back and I have to say it was a most enjoyable evening.  Today, Charlie called to tell me about some additions he had made to his story and I have to say, not only was I entertained, but my cheeks are still aching from laughing so hard!

For that, I have to say “Thank You charlie the worthless male, you served your purpose today!”

Sideline Boy Strikes Again

You may remember sideline boy from a post I wrote several months back.  He’s the pathetic little dicked loser with an over-developed right arm from, you guessed it- masturbating too much.  You see, sideline boy is a compersion addict with a tiny dick and an attention whore, to boot.

Sideline boy is happiest when being made to masturbate while watching a real man pleasure the woman of his dreams and always struggling to reach that ever illusive goal, compersion.

An amused Empress Hunter here, saying-
Until next time, pets.

The party started at 10pm when Ms. Camlyn took the Cock Radio airwaves for . . . → Read More: 2011 Countdown on the Cock: Wasn't that a Party?]]>

WOW!! Was that Cock Radio New Year’s Eve Countdown a wild and crazy party, or what?  With a full chatroom over at Community Kink, we partied our way into the New Year!

We Popped Ms. Camlyn’s Cock Radio Cherry

The party started at 10pm when Ms. Camlyn took the Cock Radio airwaves for the first time to guest host Ms. Tia’s Fireside Chat Show. We popped the Conversexual Ms. Camlyn‘s  Cock Radio cherry while listening to her read an incredibly HOT erotic story, then all bets were off as Ms. Constance and I took the Cock Radio Controls to party our way into the New Year.

Drinking, Partying, Laughing, and Phone Sex Samples

As expected when Ms. Constance and I get together, we got into all sorts of mischief.  We drank too much, partied too much, laughed too much, and had way too much fun role playing possible outcomes of our upcoming phone sex call, to which the lucky trivia contest winner, Gummy Bear, will get to listen.

2011 Countdown on the Cock for all US Time Zones

After the erotic story  with Ms. Camlyn that got our juices flowing, there was the cork that nearly put a hole in the ceiling before it ricocheted off the Cock Radio Controls and overflowed champagne down Ms. Hunter’s bare legs while on the air, Ms. Constance -happy on Cherry Martinis-  threatening to use her strapon on every person in the chat room (and even a few who weren’t), Ms. Holly getting a call from one of her “special buddies” while on the air during her Creature of the Night show, and a slightly tipsy (okay, a very tipsy) Ms. Constance and Ms. Hunter, who took the airwaves again to usher in the New Year in the rest of the US Time Zones!

And all of this was possible because of the packed room full of dedicated Cock radio listeners and Kinky Adult chatters cheering us along and partying along with us.  We partied like it was 1999, alright- 1999 on steroids!

Happy New Year to All!