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Greetings From the Critter-Infested Campground!

admin — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 15:27:42 +0000

Yes, the water is as cool and refreshing as it looks!

This morning, while enjoying my campfire brewed, French Vanilla flavored coffee, I took in my surroundings.

Birds chirping in the trees, an evil chimpunk scurrying about the campsite looking for something to get into, the sunrise coming up behind the trees; all in all, a beautiful morning.

That is, until I walked through a spider web on the way to the shower that was out of hot water, and stepped out of the shower, teeth chattering, to discover I must have dropped my towel on the way from the camp site to the shower!

This is why I don’t like to camp! I mean, think about it. Why would anyone in their right mind leave the convenience, comfort, and cleanliness of their bug-free home, to spend all their time at a campsite, trying to duplicate the very environment they just left? I will never understand it, that’s for sure!

Mr. Hunter has always loved camping and for years has been trying to get me to go camping with him, only to hear a resounding and emphatic “NO.” This time, sure I would enjoy it as much as he does, if I’d just give it a chance, he asked me what it would take to get me to go camping with him.

Hmmm, what would it take? Those of you who have heard my Cock Radio shows and hung out with me in our Community Kink chat room, know I love tropical vacations, so you can imagine what my answer was. I told Mr. Hunter that I would go camping with him for three days but in order to get me to agree to it, he would have to agree to take me on a 10 day tropical vacation in the fall.

“Book it”, he said. “But, I’m telling you that you are absolutely going to love camping so much, you won’t need that tropical vacation!” He was wrong, however; this pampered phone sex Mistress must admit, there are parts of it I have enjoyed more than I thought I would. The cool, blue, refreshing water, the beautiful sunrises and gorgeous sunsets over the water, the birds chirping in the morning, and my hot French Vanilla coffee.

I think I will survive another couple of days, anyway- as long as the critters and creatures keep their distance!

Carribean vacation, here I come!

Mistress Goes Camping

admin — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 23:24:52 +0000

“Why in God’s name would a pampered Mistress want to go camping?”, you might ask. In fact, I am asking myself that same question! Oh, sure! I went camping as a kid, but from the time I was a teenager, my idea of “roughing it” is staying in a Holiday Inn instead of the Hilton!

But, as I sit here in a tent in northern Michigan on my air mattress made up with my bed clothes and pillows from home, with my fan blowing on me, typing this blog post on a netbook with a wireless connection, there is no doubt about it, I am camping! Some of you may say that’s not *really* camping, but let me tell you, this is camping!

Flies, mosquitoes, spiders, ants, and all other manner of bugs I’ve not seen before, chipmunks, raccoons, squirrels, birds, snakes, and bears (surely there aren’t bears here, right? I mean they call it Sleeping Bear Dunes for some other reason; not because there are *really* bears here, right?) These are only a few of the critters I will have to endure the next few days, but I am confident I will emerge victorious!

As much as I am annoyed by these things, I must tell you, it *is* beautiful here. I took a nap in the hammock this afternoon (after Mr. Hunter generously covered me in Skin so Soft to keep the bugs away) and it really was quite enjoyable. There was a cool breeze blowing, gently rocking me as I dozed, and I had a gorgeous view of the tree line and the sky. In fact, I enjoyed that view so much, I snapped a pic from my Blackberry (which is never far from my sight, even though we are camping, LOL!)

Oh, and of course, the fact that Mr. Hunter bribed me into coming on this camping trip by promising me a tropical vacation in the fall, doesn’t have a thing to do with my sudden interest in camping. Nope. Huh-uh. Not at all!

So, boys and gurls, your phone sex Mistress is off in the wild for a few days, roughing it, but I will be back on Tuesday to take your tease and denial, seduced cocksucking, guided masturbation, and other kinky phone sex calls!

Fluffy the Cocksucking Cum Guzzling Fagboy

admin — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 00:03:11 +0000

Hello, pets. I just have to tell you about my latest cum guzzling fagboy. Fluffy, a.k.a Fagboy, called me a few weeks ago and told me he’d been listening to my Blowjob Basics audio.

I’m Not Gay Just Because I Crave Cock

He went on to tell me that he is 100% straight and that he never, ever thought of really sucking cock before he heard my instructional audio. Rumor has it that Fagboy Fluffy had been listening to my erotic audios over and over and over again until he finally had to call and tell me that he had become obsessed with the fantasy of being down on his knees with a cock in his mouth while I instruct him.

You Know this Cock Sucking Stuff is Just Fantasy, Right?

As you can guess, as soon as I heard he was even thinking about sucking cock, I started weaving a seduced cocksucking fantasy for Fluffy. Apparently this was more than Fluffly could take because he exploded in estacy mere minutes later. And, of course, like all men in Fluffy’s position, as soon as he recovered, he just had to reassure me–rather fervently, I might add–that all this talk of being a cocksucking bitch is strictly a fantasy.

Male Egos Need Stroking as Much as Their Cocks Need Stroking

“Sure, Fluffy”, I said. “I know you aren’t really a cock sucking fagboy. If you were, you wouldn’t have been able to last long at all, once we got into the….. oh wait, you coudn’t last. Um, er, well Fluffy, if it makes you feel better, I will tell you that you aren’t a fagboy.”

Fluffy the Cocksucking Cum Guzzling Addicted Fagboy

Fast forward a few weeks and Fluffy not only has his own dildo and can take all 7″ down his throat, but he excitedly cums on that dildo and sucks it clean. Eager to please, Fluffy then says “I did it Empress Hunter, I did it just for you. I licked it all clean. Was I a good boy for you?”

“Yes, Fluffy, you were a very good boy!”

Until next time, pets~

Empress Hunter

Memorial Day Party on TalkShoe

admin — Sat, 29 May 2010 20:58:26 +0000

May 31st, 9:00pm EST, TalkShoe show 83469. Be there! Okay, you’ll be there, because I ordered you to. But why? Because that’s what time Empress Constance, Empress Catherine, and I will be remembering our firsts.

Blowjob, Boyfriend, Strapon Sex, Kiss, Phone Sex Call…

First what?, you may be asking, and that’s a good question! There are lots and lots of possibilities! The only way to find out, is to be there!

This past week has been spent reminiscing about lots of “firsts” and I must say, some of them were cute, some were funny, and others were just, well… erm, downright HOT!! Some are so HOT I can’t even talk about them without touching myself!! Mmmm, where was I? Oh yes, writing about the Talk Shoe Show…

Panties, Sex, Strapon Sex, Phone Sex Call…

Call in and share your firsts with Ms Catherine, Ms Constance, and Ms Hunter, too. I promise there is nothing to be afraid of – we are perfectly harmless!! ~wicked laughter~ Most likely, we’ll be so turned on and touching ourselves, we won’t give (much) thought to torturing you!

Your Invitation to Memorial Day Party: Remembering Firsts

Here it is… what you’ve been waiting for; your formal invitation to join the Mistresses Constance, Catherine, and Hunter on TalkShoe, Monday, May 31 at 9:00pm EST. Here is the link to the show: www.talkshoe.com/tc/83469. Or, go to www.talkshoe.com and search for show #83469 to find us.

You’ve had hot and erotic phonesex calls with us, you’ve chatted with us in the Kinky Adult Chat Room, listened to us on Cock Radio. Now hear the three of us together in this one-time only, unprecedented, Memorial Day Party on Talkshoe!

Be there or be square!

For an erotic phone sex session with Empress Hunter, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
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Blowjobs and cars with the Cock Hunter on Cock Radio

admin — Sat, 15 May 2010 15:06:45 +0000

Blowjobs and cars! What more could a guy want? Perhaps talking about blow jobs and cars in the kinky adult chatroom while listening the the sexy, sultry sound of the Cock Hunter on Cock Radio! If you weren’t there last night, you missed a great time! Not to worry, though, because you can catch the Cock Hunter twice a week – on Wednesday and Friday nights, at 11pm EST.

Three hours of LIVE Cock Radio every Wednesday night

Join the sexy, intelligent femdom, Empress Constance for Kink Corner with Constance from 9-11pm on Wednesday night, followed by the Cock Hunter from 11pm-midnight. Listen to Ms. Constance play a different kinky chatter’s playlist each week while talking about their fetishes and anything and everything else under the sun! Then join the Cock Hunter, where pretty much anything goes! Last week, we talked robot sex and clown porn. Wonder what the subject will be next week?

The Cock Hunter and the Creature of the Night every Friday night

If you haven’t experienced a Friday night with the Cock Hunter and the lovely Creature of the Night, Ms. Holly, you are missing out! Listening to cool tunes and talking about all things kink while enjoying your favorite beverage. Perfect.

Sunday Night with Ms. Ann and Ms. Hunter

Join Ms. Ann and me on Sunday nights at 10pm EST for- well, who knows what!! From true confessions to teasing you to the edge, to phone sex with Roz and ET, you just never know what we’re gonna do. One thing is certain, though- it is definitely entertaining! Join us this Sunday night at 10pm EST in the Cock Radio room over at CommunityKink.com and listen LIVE on Cock Radio!

For an erotic phone session with Empress Hunter, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
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Fat Cock found- sortof

admin — Wed, 05 May 2010 09:11:40 +0000

Fat Cock has been found… well, sortof. I mean to say, that he hasn’t *exactly* been found, but- check out Fat Cock Adventures, there’s a new post!!

Trouble now, is…. I have no idea who she is! She sure has a sexy mouth, I can tell you that much! Please help me figure out who has my beloved Fat Cock! Go check out this mysterious Mistress‘ post about all the fun she’s been having with my beloved Fat Cock dildo!

Perhaps she’s using it for her strapon sluts, but any Mistress worth her salt has LOTS of strapon dildos to choose from, so I think she’s keeping him as her own.

So… back to the issue: helping me find Fat Cock! This Mistress mentions that Fat Cock has been quite the tourist in the northern states. Hmmmm…. Why don’t you go read the Fat Cock Adventures post for yourself and leave a comment about where you think he may be and just who may have him!

I could really use your expertise in this matter!

Until next time,
Hunter

For an erotic phone session with Empress Hunter, call 800-356-6169
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
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Auction News – Earn those Sissy Pennies

admin — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 10:11:53 +0000

Have you earned your sissy pennies today? What are sissy pennies, you ask? Read on…

Community Kink Auction and Pajama Party

On May 1st Ms. Ann will be hosting a Pajama Party and Auction on Cock Radio and in our kinky adult chatroom. Dozens of items from your favorite Mistresses will be auctioned off, so keep earning those pennies!

If you have not yet registred to earn sissy pennies for the auction, you better hurry so you can get busy earning those sissy pennies. Sissy pennies are used to bid on the auction items, so the more you have, the more chance of winning your desired item!

Community Kink Auction Rules

1) Register by sending an email to Ms Ann at adore_mistress_ann @yahoo.com, with Auction in the subject line, and your chat name in the email.

2) You can only bid with sissy pennies, and no- you don’t have to be a sissy to participate! Anyone can participate as long as your 18 or over!

3) Collect sissy pennies by visiting blogs, listening to audios on the Teasemania forum and the Getgirlie forum and leave a comment, or attend a Cock Radio show or Community Kink adult hosted chat.

Remember you only earn the pennies if you leave comments/attend hosted chats with the participating Mistresses and Sir Mathew, and doing phone or sexy texting sessions with participating Mistresses/Sir Mathew.

4) Send Mistress Ann a email letting her know where you have left comments, attended hosted chats, and had erotic phone or sexytexting sessions with the particpating Mistresses or Sir Mathew so Ms. Ann can keep track of your earned pennies! It’s your responsibility to let Ms Ann know the number of pennies you have earned!

Community Kink Auction: Participating Mistresses / Sir

Ms Ann
Ms Viv
The Scarlet Mistress
Ms Hunter
Ms Violet
Sir Mathew
Ms Andi
Ms Gemma
Ms Sophia
Ms Molly
Ms Holly
Ms Delia
Ms Catherine
Ms Jane

Community Kink Auction: Auction Items

Several Free Phone Sex Sessions including:
Two 10 minute sessions by Ms Jane
A two Mistress/Sir 1o minute session with Ms Ann and Sir Mathew
A 10 minute session with Ms Sophia
A ten minute session with Ms Molly
A ten Minute session with Ms Hunter and Ms Ann
A thirty minute session with MS ANN (that’s right- 30 minutes!)

Custom Audios:
5 minute audio from Ms. Viiolet
3 minute audio from Ms. Sophia

Lingerie and other items
scented bra and panty set autographed by Ms. Hunter
bra and Panties signed by Mistress Ann and lightly scented with her perfume
autographed panties by Ms. Molly
scented Pair of sheer to waist nylon hose provided by Ms. Delia
30 minute interactive chat session with Ms. Hunter, Ms. Viv, Ms. Holly, and Ms. Ann. A few more Mistresses may be added prior to auction. The highest bidder will get to spend 30 minutes with us, all to themselves, in a chatroom. No other chatters will be allowed in the room!

Earn Sissy Pennies with Me, Three Times a Week

Remember, in addition to erotic phone sex sessions and sexy texting sessions with Me, you can also earn sissy pennies for the auction by attending My Cock Radio Shows:

Wednesday night 11pm EST – The Cock Hunter

Friday night 11 pm EST – The Cock Hunter

Sunday night 10pm EST – Live from the Bus Garage

(a temporary show broadcast from the Bus Garage until mid-June, when the Bus will be ready for Ms. Catherine to whisk you all away with her great music and sexy bedtime stories again)

There you have it sissies, strokers, and cucks! Get out there and earn those sissy pennies so you can bid on your favorite auction item.

Until next time,
~Empress Hunter

For a phone sex session with Empress Hunter, call 800-601-6975
Must e 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
http://www.ratemycall.com

Live from the bus garage: Magic Bus blows gasket

admin — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 13:43:15 +0000

“Blown gasket- too HOT to handle” read the computer screen. Mechanic Gemma, who hooked the Bus up to the computer last night, was not a bit surprised. “You can’t haul around a crowd this HOT and rowdy for as long as the Magic Bus has, and not overheat and blow a gasket”, she said.

Kinky Adult Chat Overheats the Magic Bus

Quite frankly, I’m not a bit surprised. As if sexy steph at the wheel wasn’t enough to overheat things, andy’s perpetual groping adds fuel to the fire, as does kindle, kel, and tommieboy with their own brand of “oregano”. Add to that space probe and nurse josie making out in the back, it’s a wonder the bus lasted this long! Add to that all the other naughty cock radio listeners and kinky adult chatters and it’s a wonder the Bus didn’t spontaneously combust! I know *I* overheat just thinking about it!

Do you have the right tool for the job?

The mechanic and I challenge you all to bring your favorite tool with you to the bus garage next week, for a little “show and tell.” Gee, must I choose just one? There are so many I like to use!

What tool will you bring? Mmmm, I can only imagine what some of you will bring. I can hardly wait until next Sunday night to find out!

What is the Magic Bus and why is it in the garage?

Those of you who haven’t ridden the Bus before, may just be wondering what the heck I am talking about! I’m talking about the lovely Empress Catherine’s Magic Bus cockradio show on Sunday nights at 10pm EST.

Ms Catherine has decided to take a little time off from the Bus, so the rest of the passengers and I have decided to continue the Sunday night tradition and broadcast Live from the Bus Garage until Ms Catherine determines the Bus is fit enough to travel again.

Join Ms Gemma, Mechanic Extraordinaire and I on Cock Radio, Sunday night at 10pm EST, as we broadcast Live from the Bus Garage.

See you Sunday night- and don’t forget to bring your favorite Tool!
Meanwhile I am off to the Sissy School Girlie Boards to see if I can help catch a panty thief!

For an erotic phone session with Empress Hunter, call 8900-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card

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Magic Bus: Live from the Bus Garage

admin — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 05:42:16 +0000

As you know, the Magic Bus has been sent to the garage while Ms Catherine is on hiatus. Not one to let a good thing come to an end, even if temporarily, I just had to jump on board and do a show on Sunday night at 10 pm, in that same time slot, called “Live from the Bus Garage”.

I figure we’ll all pile in the bus while it is up on blocks in the garage and just continue having a good old time while steph pretends to drive and makes drinks for everybody. Tommieboy, kel, kindle, andy the perv, and all the other regulars will be there along with steph and I, to create our own magic “Live from the Bus Garage”.

I have a very special guest mechanic this Sunday night, who will take a look under the hood and see what’s going on. Don’t kid yourself, this Empress can tune up your engine both in and out of the sack!

I will continue to broadcast live from the bus garage every Sunday night until Ms Catherine the Stroke Mistress decides the bus is fit for a road trip again. Meanwhile, we’ll hang out, listen to some music, tell some jokes, drink some alcohol, and have a rip-roaring good time!

Tune in Sunday night at 10pm, to hear “Live from the Bus Garage” with Ms Hunter (the Cock Hunter on Wednesday and Friday nights at 11pm) and a special guest mechanic! Steph, get your driving gloves ready; something tells me you’re gonna need ‘em!

See ya Sunday night on Cock Radio and in the Kinky Adult Chat room at 10pm EST.

For an erotic phone session with Empress Hunter, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
http://www.ratemycall.com

3 Ways to Get Lucky and win Free Phone Sex

admin — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 06:17:39 +0000

Free Phone Sex!!! Who wants free phone sex? You want free phone sex, don’t you? Well, this Wednesday (St. Patrick’s Day), if you play your cards right, you can win a free 10 minute phone sex call with a participating Mistress!

1st Way to Win Free Phone Sex

The first way to win free phone sex on St Patrick’s day, is to submit a picture of the word LUCK or LUCKY. The picture can be of anything, but must be PG rate. Lucky Charms, Lucky Strikes, Lucky’s Bar and Grill, Lucky Dog, Lady Luck… the list goes on forever! You can take a picture of the sign, or the box, or the carton, or- even better, make your own T-shirt with a phrase containing the word Lucky! Creativity will get you everywhere!! Better get started, though… you only have until noon on Wednesday 3/17 to get your pictures to empressconstance@yahoo.com.

2nd Way to Win Free Phone Sex

The second way to win free phone sex on St Patrick’s day, is to submit a picture of you wearing something green. Green sissy panties, green shirt, green boxers, etc. Again, creativity is a plus!! Remember though, you only have until noon on Wednesday 3/17 to get your pictures to empressconstance@yahoo.com.

3rd Way to Win Free Phone Sex

The third way to win free phone sex on St. Patrick’s day is to call your favorite Mistress using the new click to call feature. All those who use click to call between noon on 3/17 and 3am on 3/18 will be eligible to win a free erotic phone call with their favorite participating Mistress.

There you have it- 3 ways to win!! So how about it, you gonna cum Get Lucky with Us on St. Patrick’s day?

For an erotic phone session with Empress Hunter
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
http://ratemycall.com