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Naked Opera Anyone?

admin — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 12:28:27 +0000

Imagine 5,200 naked people all in one place. Now consider that these 5,200 people are all naked at the opera! Quick, fetch my opera glasses- I don’t want to miss a thing, from the big strong bulls with big cocks, to the itty bitty teeny weenie short dick men.

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Just what were all those naked people doing at the opera, anyway? Good question! According to Yahoo news in Australia, 5,200 people gathered together, stripped naked, and embraced each other for a photo shoot on the steps of the Sydney Opera House. Famed nude art photographer Spencer Tunick arranged the nude mass mob on the steps of the opera house for, you guessed it- a photograph!

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According to the article, it took more than an hour to arrange people for the photograph. Apparently those who were less endowed did not want to stand next to those well endowed hunks and those who were straight protested about standing next to those who were gay. The thing I find interesting here, is that usually those who protest the loudest, are those with secret bi-sexual and gay fantasies!

Bi-Sexual Denial

I can’t tell you how often I get calls from guys who tell me they have fantasized for years about sucking cock and having a nice big cock fill their man pussy. This confession almost always comes with a standard “but I’m 100% straight” disclaimer. The ones I find most amusing are those who spend more time trying to convince me they aren’t gay- maybe they are just trying (unsuccessfully) to convince themselves- than on the actual fantasy.

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Instead of really opening up and letting themselves embrace and enjoy their bisexual fantasies, they are so worried about what I think, that they put a damper on their pleasure. You can pretty much bet you aren’t going to tell me anything that will shock me, and I’m here to tell you, don’t do that! I want you to really open up and have the best erotic phone sex call ever!

So, I Ask You- Naked Opera, Anyone?

Mmmm, probably not. No need to get Puccini, Mozart, Bizet, Rossini, or Verdi all riled up from the grave. Riled up, yes- but in a good way, or a bad way?

I think in this particular situation, I would have been happy to do it. After all, with 5,200 people, you will hardly be noticed… unless, well- never mind.

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Empress Hunter — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 18:42:32 +0000

Look at you~ you’re fat, ugly, and have a small penis that you can’t keep your hands off of! Of course, you wouldn’t be masturbating so much if you actually had something to offer women! That puny penis of yours isn’t a cock, it’s a clit. You need to be put in pretty pink panties and turned into My little bitch!

Now, get down on your knees and start sucking My cock. “That’s right”, I said “on your knees NOW.”

“Why?”, you ask. “Because I said so!! If you can’t please me with a decent size cock, then I am forced to find other ways to amuse myself with you.”

“That’s it- lick it, suck it, get it nice and wet, because that’s all you’re going to get for lube before I bend you over and split your faggot ass in two with it!”

“When I am done with you here, I am going to make you clean my entire house, naked. You will wash the dishes, scrub the kitchen floor, clean the toilet and scrub the bathroom floor, hand wash my lingerie, and have dinner ready- all while I am out. I expect your chores to be complete by the time I get home.”

After I finish with you, I make sure you understand what is expected of you, then head out to run some errands. When I get back, I find you only partially done with your chores, and you are prancing around in My clothes, in wig and full makeup. I am furious with you for not only disobeying orders, but for getting into my things without permission.

Startled, you beg for mercy and forgiveness, but I will have none of it. I order you stripped naked and take you down to the dungeon, where you will spend the night in a cage, as punishment.

Until next time, pets-
Empress Hunter

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Empress Hunter — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 03:30:32 +0000

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Empress Hunter — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 03:38:34 +0000

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Empress Hunter — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 03:25:14 +0000

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Tina and Mr. Tickle Trunk

Empress Hunter — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 02:29:07 +0000

As promised, here is the long awaited update on Tina the Cock Slut!

Tina woke up that morning in a very excited mood, knowing it wouldn’t be long before she would be modeling those gorgeous outfits and sucking her first cock. She told me she wasn’t sure which excited her more-playing dress up, or sucking cock. She would soon find out!

Mister arrived at the expected time, carrying a trunk of clothes, as expected, but Tina ws disappointed to see he was a very large, very hairy man! That shock was soon forgotten as Tina opened that Tickle Trunk to find outfit after outfit- fancy dresses, jean skirts, leggings, and more. Tina was in heaven! I did see some pictures, and she was quite the looker! ;o)

After a bit of trying on clothes and modeling for pics, it was time for Mr. Tickle Trunk to get what he had been waiting for. All dressed up and ready to go, Tina was a bit disappointed to see he was the fattest, hairiest man she had ever seen! All she could think of was “eww!” But, being the good slut she is, Tina kept up her end of the bargain and sucked his cock. She was excited about the prospect of him cumming on her face so she could get a picture ot it. Unfortunately, Mister likes to edge and had been edging all day- so much so, in fact, that his cock went completely limp!” Poor Tina who was so excited ended up with a fat, hairy old man with a limp dick too weak to even penetrate her tight little pussy!

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Cucks, Sluts and All Things Between

Empress Hunter — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 03:08:09 +0000

Those following my “Tale of Two Cucks” thread have been anxiously waiting for an update, and today is the day! I have updates on both Cuck“D” an Cuck “M”, along with a few other juicy tidbits and updates!

You’ll remember that Cuck “D” was behind the door the day they passed out endowments and his wife makes no bones about telling him so, even to the point of laughing and joking with her mother about it in front of him. He knows his little itty bitty isn’t satisfying her, so he would like her to find another man (or various others) to please her sexually, the only stipulation being that he gets to watch. You may also remember that he enjoyed a drunken opportunity to watch his wife with another man years ago and has dreamed about little else since.

Over the years, he’s tried everything he can think of to convince her to indulge again, but with no success. Guess what?! That’s all changed now! Cuck “D” was bubbling with excitement when he called to report that his wife indeed had agreed to finally enjoy another man’s cock while he watched. He said he doubted that would be a regular experience but he would take what he could get!

Cuck “M”, while still not to the point he would like to be, has been making baby steps. He got his lady to agree to flirt with other men in front of him and tease him about it during sex, and even got her to admit she would like to date other men, though maybe not to the point of bringing one home for him to watch. Baby steps, baby steps…

Still waiting on an update from Tina the Cock Slut… don’t worry folks, you will know as soon as I do!”

Until next time,

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Tina the Cock Slut

Empress Hunter — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 02:24:59 +0000

As promised, here is the long awaited update on Tina the CockI had a lovely session today with Tina, my new cock slut. Tina’s male counterpart sent me an IM telling me he wanted a session and asking what I wanted him to bring into the session. I named off various items, he thanked me, said he would be gathering them and calling. Then, almost as an afterthought… “I have a bra, garter belt and stockings.” flashed across my screen. Well, as you can guess, I was all over that! He told me he had already started getting dressed and I told him to stop, call and go on cam before finishing. He did as he was told, and I saw the transformation take place before my eyes.

All of the sudden, there, looking into that camera at me was Tina, a dirty little cock whore. Tina couldn’t wait to show me her extensive toy collection, and though none were quite as impressive as the Dirty Dozen, I was impressed when she showed them to me in order from smallest to largest! When questioned about that, Tina said simply “well, when one no longer ‘does it for you’ you get a bigger one.”

The session went on to be quite enjoyable, ending with an assignment for Tina. Tomorrow, Tina will have a very special visit from a man carrying a large suitcase. Shortly after arriving, he will open up Mr. Tickle Trunk to reveal lots of lovely lingerie, stockings, and other girlie accoutrement. Unable to contain herself, Tina is going to model each of these outfits for photographs, before deciding which one to wear while sucking Mr. Tickle Trunk’s Owner’s cock. I have instructed Tina to have him cum on her face and get a picture before he bends her over.

Getting excited waiting to hear what Mr. Tickle Trunk has in store for Tina? She has promised to call later tomorrow night and spill the beans, so to speak! I will keep you posted.

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Tickle Your Fancy with Two Sexy Radio Stations

Empress Hunter — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 02:33:15 +0000

Ever hear of cock radio? Cock Radio is our very own erotic internet radio station, with sexy music and lots of erotic audios from all the Mistresses.

The schedule is packed with radio shows such as Sunday Seduction and Cock Therapy with Empress Sophia, the Magical Mystery Bus with Empress Catherine, Monday Madness and Flashback Fridays with Ms Heather, Mrs. Viv’s Hump Day Show, Devilish Tease with Amanda and Alexis, Ms. Lauren’s Closet Case, and the Stroker’s Ball with yours truly and Ms Ann, along with Ms Tia’s Mistress Interviews, and lots of other fun stuff! If you are in the mood for really erotic and exciting audio with great songs in between, you need to cum listen!! It’s 100% free, so there is no reason not to!!

Looking for something PG rated that plays all music? Something to listen to that won’t get you into trouble at work? Try Empress Hunter’s very own personal Pandora radio station, Strokin’ Radio. Strokin’ Radio plays an eclectic music mix; everything from rock to R&B to pop to country! Just click on the listen now icon to the right… it’s totally free and you can find out exactly what type of music your Empress enjoys listening to! Chances are, I will be listening right along with you!

Of course, I must also mention the MIDNIGHT STROKER PARTY LINE beginning this Saturday night at midnight, with Ms Ann and me. For only 99 cents per minute, you will get to stroke it for TWO Mistresses AND be watched on cam if you so desire!! Don’t miss out on this FUN, EXCITING, and EROTIC opportunity!!

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Music to Screw, Jack, Suck, and Spew By

Empress Hunter — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 03:46:57 +0000

Whatever your mood or sexual desire, it isn’t hard to find music to match. Music is a powerful form of expression that speaks to the soul, so naturally it makes sense that there would be so many songs that revolve around sexual wants, needs, and desires. Read on, you’ll see what I mean.

Whether you like to get in touch with your feminine side in the privacy of your own home or whether you are going out en femme tonight, here’s a little mood music for you:

The Kinks – LOLA
Queen – I Want to Break Free
Green Day – King for a Day
The Who – I’m a Boy
Bitch and Animal – Drag King Bar

Thinking about a nice blow job? These songs are for you:

Billy Squier – She Goes Down (there is also a Motley Crue version)
Blink 182 – Blow Job
ZZ Top – Pearl Necklace
Liz Phair – Flower
Kiss – Deuce

Of course if you are trying to get yourself out of the mood for a blow job, you could always listen to Hate Plow’s “$20 Blow Job”, a song sure to drive your stiffy limp.

All hunkered down to stroke it for your favorite Mistress? Here is a little background mood music:

Steve Winwood – Rosie
Billy Squier – Stroke
Pink – U and Ur Hand
Billy Idol – Dancing with Myself
Elvis Costello – Pump it Up

What about kinky sex? There are songs for that too, here are a just a few:

AC DC – Cover You in Oil
Rick James – Super Freak
Prince – Scandalous
NIN – Closer
ZZ Top – Tube Snake Boogie
Nancy Sinatra – These Boots are Made for Walking
Bloodhound Gang – Discovery Channel
ZZ Top – Fool for Your Stockings
Pale Saints – Kinky Love (which ironically was written by Duke Ellington for Nancy Sinatra, but was banned back in the mid 70s)

In the mood for sensual or romantic sex? A literal bazillion of these type songs exist, though if you’ve ever watched any movies [not porn, you perv] with romance or sex scenes, you know what the #1 song has to be! Here it is, along with a couple more pulled from plethoric others:

Marvin Gaye – Let’s Get it On
Barry White – Love Serenade
Percy Sledge – When a Man Loves a Woman
Lionel Ritchie – Three Times a Lady
I’m pretty sure you can think of a bazillion of your own, so you don’t need my help here!

Looking to “Do it in the Butt?” Oh wait, that song is “Doing the Butt!” Either way, sounds pretty kinky to me! How about these:

Sir Mix-a-Lot – Baby Got Back
All Saints – Bootie Call
Sade – The Sweetest Taboo
Bubba Sparxx – Ms New Bootie
Souja Boy – Booty Meat
Justin Timberlake – Sexy Back

Then there are those, that no matter what just reek of sex, take some of these, for example:

Ted Nugent – Wango Tango
The Commodores – Brick House
Prince – Kiss
Kiss – almost all of them- but Strutter, Love Gun, Domino, Lick it Up are a few of my faves!
Stevie Ray Vaughn – When the House is a Rockin’
Ted Nugent – Wang Dang Sweet Poontang
AC DC – Let Me Put My Love Into You, Babe
George Michael – I Want Your Sex
NIN – Closer (sorry, I think this one deserves mention in both categories)
Nickleback – Figured You Out

I suppose that is enough for today- the list could be never ending! These are some awesome songs to get you started, but everybody has a different music trigger! I would love to hear what songs get YOU in the mood! Email Me or IM me with YOUR favorite humping, jacking, sucking, or spewing songs! I can hardly wait to see what they are!

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