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Empress Hunter — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 03:30:32 +0000

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Tina and Mr. Tickle Trunk

Empress Hunter — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 02:29:07 +0000

As promised, here is the long awaited update on Tina the Cock Slut!

Tina woke up that morning in a very excited mood, knowing it wouldn’t be long before she would be modeling those gorgeous outfits and sucking her first cock. She told me she wasn’t sure which excited her more-playing dress up, or sucking cock. She would soon find out!

Mister arrived at the expected time, carrying a trunk of clothes, as expected, but Tina ws disappointed to see he was a very large, very hairy man! That shock was soon forgotten as Tina opened that Tickle Trunk to find outfit after outfit- fancy dresses, jean skirts, leggings, and more. Tina was in heaven! I did see some pictures, and she was quite the looker! ;o)

After a bit of trying on clothes and modeling for pics, it was time for Mr. Tickle Trunk to get what he had been waiting for. All dressed up and ready to go, Tina was a bit disappointed to see he was the fattest, hairiest man she had ever seen! All she could think of was “eww!” But, being the good slut she is, Tina kept up her end of the bargain and sucked his cock. She was excited about the prospect of him cumming on her face so she could get a picture ot it. Unfortunately, Mister likes to edge and had been edging all day- so much so, in fact, that his cock went completely limp!” Poor Tina who was so excited ended up with a fat, hairy old man with a limp dick too weak to even penetrate her tight little pussy!

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Cucks, Sluts and All Things Between

Empress Hunter — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 03:08:09 +0000

Those following my “Tale of Two Cucks” thread have been anxiously waiting for an update, and today is the day! I have updates on both Cuck“D” an Cuck “M”, along with a few other juicy tidbits and updates!

You’ll remember that Cuck “D” was behind the door the day they passed out endowments and his wife makes no bones about telling him so, even to the point of laughing and joking with her mother about it in front of him. He knows his little itty bitty isn’t satisfying her, so he would like her to find another man (or various others) to please her sexually, the only stipulation being that he gets to watch. You may also remember that he enjoyed a drunken opportunity to watch his wife with another man years ago and has dreamed about little else since.

Over the years, he’s tried everything he can think of to convince her to indulge again, but with no success. Guess what?! That’s all changed now! Cuck “D” was bubbling with excitement when he called to report that his wife indeed had agreed to finally enjoy another man’s cock while he watched. He said he doubted that would be a regular experience but he would take what he could get!

Cuck “M”, while still not to the point he would like to be, has been making baby steps. He got his lady to agree to flirt with other men in front of him and tease him about it during sex, and even got her to admit she would like to date other men, though maybe not to the point of bringing one home for him to watch. Baby steps, baby steps…

Still waiting on an update from Tina the Cock Slut… don’t worry folks, you will know as soon as I do!”

Until next time,

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Masturbating at Work Good for You?

Empress Hunter — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 03:56:21 +0000

Feeling the need to rub one out right now? Just looking for approval to do so? Well, you just may have it- and not just My approval, either!

According to men.com, not only is it okay to masturbate at work, but it is good for you! Of course, your boss may not share in that same belief, particularly if you are in the bathroom with your cock in your hand every time he’s looking for you!

A recent Randstad study on office flirtation showed that 41 percent of men admit to flirting with coworkers, and 12 percent have secret crushes on someone they work with. If you find yourself too horny to concentrate, then it’s best to sneak off to that end stall in the bathroom to jerk the gherkin.

The studies show that it’s not just the secretary in the low cut blouse and short skirt that produces the need for release, but even work related stress can produce arousal. What the article didn’t mention, is that those panties you’ve been wearing under your suit are also capable of causing you to be so horny you can’t concentrate. So is the butt plug Mistress ordered you to wear all day until you call her again tonight.

Of course, Mistress knows the best way to clear your head [the one between your shoulders] enough so you can concentrate, is to slap the salami. Which is exactly the reason she specifically told you not touch your cock until you call her at the end of the day!

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Practically Picayune Penis Trivia

Empress Hunter — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 18:23:42 +0000

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As promised yesterday, today’s blog post is all about the penis. Let’s face it- the entire population is preoccupied with the penis. Whatever the motivation behind their phallic fixation, men and women alike share the preoccupation. This erectile organ has been put on a pedestal of epic proportion; blamed for myriad problems from bad business decisions to the breakup of marriages and everything in between.

And so, without further gilding the lily (no you perv, it does not mean the same thing as polishing the knob), and with no more ado, I give to you:

Practically Picayune Penis Trivia

In all my research for this article, one thing remains clear: whether concerned with, proud of, or otherwise wishing for, a penis of particular proportions, size does matter! I must admit, it makes me a bit sad for the poor dude who set this record:

The smallest erect penis on record was one centimeter long.

Poor guy had a case of micropenis. As much as I use that term for my dear lil’ under-endowed callers, turns out it is a very real condition!

I bet lil’ dick losers everywhere are feeling better about themselves already! Not for long, though! Read on…

“Generally, Caucasian males have penis sizes averaging about 6.2 inches long, with the approximate circumference of 3.2 inches” (sizemed.com).

The “record-holding penis [is] 13.5 inches in length and 6.25 inches in circumference” (sizemed.com).

In 1995, Hong Kong native Mo Ka Wang lifted over 250 pounds more than two feet off the floor using nothing but his erect penis!

shooting semen

The initial spurt of ejaculate travels at 28 miles per hour. By way of comparison, the world record for the 100 yard dash is 27.1 miles per hour.

Next, are the answers to two questions frequently asked by all you cum pigs out there! How many calories are contained in a teaspoon of cum? and What is cum made up of, besides semen? Oh, who am *I* kidding! Those aren’t really the questions I get asked. The questions I get asked, are: “Ms. Hunter, f I drink a shot glass full of cum, will it make me gain weight? and “Ms. Hunter, what makes that warm sticky goo taste oh-so-good?” Well, my eager little cum guzzlers, indirectly, here are the answers to your questions:

There are between 5-10 calories in a teaspoon of semen, which is said to be made up of more than 30 substances, including: fructose, ascorbic acid, cholesterol, creatine, citric acid, lactic acid, nitrogen, vitamin B12 and many other various salts and enzymes depending on what the ejaculator ate recently.

Medomalacuphobia

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Among primates, the man’s penis is the largest and the thickest- an adult gorilla’s being only about two inches long

The walrus has the largest penis of any land animal, measuring 24.5 inches when erect; the rhinoceros, comes in at a very close second.

The amount of available internet trivia pertaining to the penis seems to be endless! This just reinforces my firm belief that everybody, in some way, is preoccupied with the penis!

Well, kiddies- as much as I know you all enjoyed reading those picayune facts pertaining to the penis, that’s all for today! Tune in tomorrow for the blog post: “Fetishes and Paraphilias”

Until next time,

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References Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary. (2009). Medical Definitions: Ithyphalllobhobia & Medomalacuphobia. Retrieved July 9,
         2009, from http://www.merriam-webster.com/medical/ithyphallophobia and http://www.merriam-webster.com/medical/medomalacuphobia
Sacalian, A. (2007). Overworked & Underf*cked Penis Trivia. Retrieved July 8, 2009,
         from http://offkilter.blogspot.com/2005/04/penis-trivia.html
Weintraub, G. (n.d.) Mindless Crap Sex Trivia compiled from various unconfirmed sources. Retrieved
         July 9, 2009, from http://www.mindlesscrap.com/trivia/sex.htm
Sizemed.com. (2009). World Record for the Biggest Penis. Retrieved, July 10, 2009, from
      http://www.sizemed.com/world-record-for-biggest-penis.html

Cuck M's Good News!

Empress Hunter — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 10:28:21 +0000

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Yesterday’s blog post ended with cuck ‘M’ planning to get together some erotic cuckold stories and a bottle of wine or two to share in the candlelight with his lady. ‘M’ had promised to keep me updated and let me know how it goes, though I didn’t expect he would have news for me already. ‘M’ called first thing this morning and told me that it turns out, he didn’t even need the erotic stories, candlelight, and wine!

Apparently, she had decided she wanted to go on a date or two and see where things lead, telling ‘M’ that she already had a guy in mind- not only that, but she also took notice that he appeared to have a sizable cock.

Plans are in the works for the first date, already. The day of the date, ‘M’ has scheduled a masseuse to come over and plans to give her a bubble bath complete with lotion and perfume, before helping get her dressed in an outfit he helped select.

‘M’ is so excited right now, he can hardly stand it- and I can’t blame him! He’s waited quite a long time for this opportunity and now he can’t wait to make the most of it! Of course, as excited as he is that his dream is finally coming true, being the considerate cuck that he is, ‘M’ reassured me that no matter how excited he is about the situation, he places her needs first and foremost, his own needs taking a back seat.

We’re all pulling for you ‘M’! Well, the rest of them might just be pulling *it*, but *I* am pulling for *you* ‘M’!

Until next time,

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A Tale of Two Cucks- The Rest of the Story

Empress Hunter — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 06:36:52 +0000

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If you remember, when I left you yesterday, cuck “D’s” mother-in-law had just walked in on him as he was basking in masturbation afterglow.

Apparently, though she does not wish to cuckold him, “D’s” wife has told him in no uncertain terms that she finds his penis to be, well- puny. Not only that, but it would seem wifey and mother are very close- best of friends, in fact, and talk to each other about everything.

So, it was with that conversation in mind, that good old mom-in-law hrumphed and spouted “It’s a good thing she has lots of toys” before slamming the door shut!

And toys she does have, as “D” made sure to tell me that one of his not-so-subtle hints given his wife over the years, was a big black monster dildo! Well “M”, to quote Pink, it looks like it’s going to be “U and Ur Hand” again tonight!

Now, on to poor cuck “M”. It would seem that “M” should be every woman’s dream- attentive to her every need, waiting on her hand and foot, rubbing her feet, spending countless hours worshipping at her throne, and showering her with devotion at every turn. “M” thinks so much of his lady, that he has an overwhelming desire for her to find a well-hung stud as a plaything. Whether he gets to participate, just watch, or merely hear about it after the fact, there’s no question “M” would be thrilled for her to find a stud.

Trouble is, she has no desire to find a stud and is quite happy the way things are. In an effort to try to get her to break out of her shell, “M” has hired a male masseuse to come to the house and give her weekly massages, purchased myriad sexy clothing and shoes, and made a point to tell her how much he enjoys it when she flirts with other men in the club.

At the end of his rope this morning, and tired of begging subtly, “M” called for some advice. As the call ended, he was planning to arm himself with a few erotic cuckolding stories and a nice bottle of wine or two on ice, for he and his lady to enjoy over candlelight! Well “M”, *said in my best Bogart voice* here’s hoping she cucks you, kid!

Until next time,

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A Tale of Two Cucks

Empress Hunter — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 23:53:13 +0000

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Today began with back to back calls from two men who informed me that they dreamed of being cuckolded. Unfortunately for both, neither spouse shared in her husband’s feelings. Both had been trying unsuccessfully for years to get their women to cuckold them, and both were feeling particularly at the end of their proverbial ropes this morning.

“D” actually had an opportunity to watch his wife with another man years ago, after some friends of theirs had come over for dinner. Both couples had a little too much to drink, one thing leading to another until they found themselves disrobed and in the bedroom. Both men thought it would be a good idea to watch their wives enjoy each other, in that long standing, “every man’s fantasy”- two women together.

“D’s” wife had just hunkered down on all fours to enjoy her friend’s pussy, when “D” decided he would like to seize the opportunity to fuck her from behind. Unfortunately for “D”, the fact that he had a bad case of “whiskey dick”, coupled with the fact that his lil’ dick wasn’t all that big to begin with, rendered the idea usesless.

Not wanting to waste such an opportunity, “D” generously suggested to his friend that he should fuck her instead. After all, he was quite endowed, and drunk or not, “whiskey dick” was certainly not an issue. Being the good friend he was, “D’s” friend ponied up to the saddle, and a good time was had by all!

The next day, when the alcohol and afterglow were replaced by hangover and remorse, “D” tried to talk to his wife about how exciting he found this whole experience to be. Of course, still somewhat embarrassed by her actions the previous night, she wanted to hear nothing of it. “D” has tried on various occasions over the years to give her subtle hints that he wishes to be her cuckold, but they are all shot down.

Resigning himself to the fact the closest he’s ever going to get to being cuckolded by his wife again is reliving that memory, “D” broke down and called me this morning. After reliving the experience to the tune of such an explosive orgasm that his stomach and chest were covered in cum, “D” was basking in his own afterglow when the bedroom door banged open, and who should barge in, but his mother-in-law!!

What happened next? Tune in tomorrow kiddies, to get “the rest of the story!” I will share poor cuck “M’s” story tomorrow, as well!!

Until next time,

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I dream of sucking cock 24/7~ am I gay?

Empress Hunter — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 09:44:08 +0000

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Blog question of the day: “Am I gay because I suck cock?”

“I dream of sucking cock 24/7. I love to suck cock. Mistress, am I gay?

“I liked what your profile said about not necessarily being gay because I dream of sucking cock.” “Your profile really does a good job of explaining things and putting them in perspective for me.”

I cannot tell you how many times a night I hear statements like these. If you’ve read my profile on suck patrol, you know it says that sucking cock doesn’t make you gay. However, it seems that all of you are so thrilled and relieved that “sucking cock doesn’t make you gay”, that you totally miss the sarcasm dripping off those statements!

Hellooooo! Anybody can have an occasional fantasy, sure. But dreaming of sucking cock constantly, that’s a whole different story! Those of you that say
“I sucked cock years ago and really enjoyed it” or “I suck a guy’s cock every once in a while, but not all the time” have no business even asking the question! You know the answer already, whether you want to admit it to yourself or not!

I was talking with one of the Mistresses about it the other day, and she had this to say on the subject: “Well, do you have a pussy? If the answer is no, then yes, you are gay.”

I can’t argue with that one.

Until next time,

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