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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Jan 2011 19:18:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Empress Hunter</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ <p>It&#8217;s official. fluffy is a cock sucking expert. Oh, he hasn&#8217;t had the real thing, not yet. But he will. It&#8217;s just a matter of time.</p> fluffy gobbles up cock sucking instructions <p>If you remember, fluffy was pulled into my web by my Blowjob Basics audio. He listened intently and finally decided he <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/fluffy-the-expert-cocksucker/">fluffy the Expert Cocksucker</a></span>]]></description>
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<p>It&#8217;s official.  fluffy is a <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/goto/http://www.suckpatrol.com" title="Are You a Cock Sucker?"  target="_blank">cock sucking</a> expert.  Oh, he hasn&#8217;t had the real thing, not yet.  But he will.  It&#8217;s just a matter of time.</p>
<h3>fluffy gobbles up cock sucking instructions</h3>
<p>If you remember, fluffy was pulled into my web by my <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/goto/http://straightguyssuckingcock.com/blowjob-basics/"  target="_blank">Blowjob Basics audio</a>. He listened intently and finally decided he was ready to purchase a dildo and really practice sucking cock.  The first time he called me, he could only get a couple of inches in his mouth, but I gave him some tips and he practiced in between calls.</p>
<p>That little cock slut must have called me 10 times in 3 days to show me how much he was progressing.   Very quickly, he was able to take the whole cock into his mouth and throat.  But fluffy didn&#8217;t stop there.</p>
<p><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-2229" title="Erotic Phone Sex Mistress Empress Hunter 800-601-6975" src="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Hunter3-199x300.jpg" alt="" width="199" height="300" />fluffy spent hours and hours looking all over the internet for more instructions on how to deep throat and how to give good head- apparently learned a few things, too.</p>
<h3>fluffy tries to give Mistress tips on <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/goto/http://www.suckpatrol.com/how_to_suck_a_cock.html" title="Cocksucking Tips from the Best"  target="_blank">how to suck a cock</a>!</h3>
<p>In fact, fluffy has gotten so confident in his oral abilities, that yesterday, he decided to give Me a few tips (as if I didn&#8217;t already know the things he was telling me, LOL)!</p>
<p>&#8220;Tilt your head back, stick out your tongue, and when you pull it back in it will pull his cock further into your mouth,&#8221; he says.</p>
<p>&#8220;Tap, tap, tap your tongue on the underside of the head while it&#8217;s in your mouth,&#8221; he says.</p>
<p>Finally, ya know what I told him???  If you already know so much, then why the fuck aren&#8217;t you on your knees sucking a real one, right now??</p>
<p>That shut him up&#8230;. for a minute. <img src='http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Good boy fluffy, you&#8217;ll be sucking a real one before you know it!</p>
<p>Until next time, pets~<br />
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		<title>Fluffy the Cocksucking Cum Guzzling Fagboy</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 00:03:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Empress Hunter</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ <p>Hello, pets.  I just have to tell you about my latest cum guzzling fagboy.  Fluffy, a.k.a Fagboy, called me a few weeks ago and told me he&#8217;d been listening to my Blowjob Basics audio.</p> I&#8217;m Not Gay Just Because I Crave Cock <p>He went on to tell me that he is 100% straight <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/fluffy-the-cocksucking-cum-guzzling-fagboy/">Fluffy the Cocksucking Cum Guzzling Fagboy</a></span>]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Hunter_14thumg.jpg" ><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-2058" title="Erotic Phone Mistress Hunter 800-601-6975" src="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Hunter_14thumg.jpg" alt="" width="160" height="106" /></a>Hello, pets.  I just have to tell you about my latest <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/goto/http://www.cumeatingfantasies.com"  target="_blank">cum guzzling fagboy</a>.  Fluffy, a.k.a Fagboy, called me a few weeks ago and told me he&#8217;d been listening to my <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/goto/http://eroticaudios.com/content/Hunter/BlowjobBasics.mp3" title="How to Give the Blowjob Blowjob Ever"  target="_blank">Blowjob Basics audio</a>.</p>
<h3>I&#8217;m Not Gay Just Because I Crave Cock</h3>
<p>He went on to tell me that he is 100% straight and that he never, ever thought of  really sucking cock before he heard my instructional audio.  Rumor has it that Fagboy Fluffy had been listening to my <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/goto/http://www.eroticaudios.com"  target="_blank">erotic audios</a> over and over and over again until he finally had to call and tell me that he had become obsessed with the fantasy of being down on his knees with a cock in his mouth while I instruct him.</p>
<h3>You Know this Cock Sucking Stuff is Just Fantasy, Right?</h3>
<p>As you can guess, as soon as I heard he was even thinking about sucking cock, I started weaving a <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/goto/http://www.straightguyssuckingcock.com" title="Seduced Cock Sucking"  target="_blank">seduced cocksucking fantasy </a>for Fluffy.  Apparently this was more than Fluffly could take because he exploded in estacy mere minutes later.  And, of course, like all men in Fluffy&#8217;s position, as soon as he recovered, he just had to reassure me&#8211;rather fervently, I might add&#8211;that all this talk of being a cocksucking bitch is strictly a fantasy.</p>
<h3>Male Egos Need Stroking as Much as Their Cocks Need Stroking</h3>
<p>&#8220;Sure, Fluffy&#8221;, I said.  &#8220;I know you aren&#8217;t really a <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/goto/http://www.suckpatrol.com"  target="_blank">cock sucking </a>fagboy.  If you were, you wouldn&#8217;t have been able to last long at all, once we got into the&#8230;.. oh wait, you coudn&#8217;t last.  Um, er, well Fluffy, if it makes you feel better, I will tell you that you aren&#8217;t a fagboy.&#8221;</p>
<h3>Fluffy the Cocksucking Cum Guzzling Addicted Fagboy</h3>
<p>Fast forward a few weeks and Fluffy not only has his own dildo and can take all 7&#8243; down his throat, but he excitedly <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/goto/http://www.mayicum.com"  target="_blank">cums </a>on that dildo and sucks it clean.  Eager to please, Fluffy then says &#8220;I did it Empress Hunter, I did it just for you.  I licked it all clean.  Was I a good boy for you?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Yes, Fluffy, you were a very good boy!&#8221;</p>
<p>Until next time, pets~</p>
<p>Empress Hunter</p>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 09:34:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ <p>Your email:</p><p>&#160;</p> <p>The soft sounds of Christmas music filled the air as Joe followed his wife through the toy aisle of the department store. Mmm, he&#8217;d like to be shopping in a toy aisle alright, but of a very different variety. Oh how he would love to be picking out a nice thick <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/mistress-for-christmas/">Mistress for Christmas</a></span>]]></description>
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<p>The soft sounds of Christmas music filled the air as Joe followed his wife through the toy aisle of the department store. Mmm, he&#8217;d like to be shopping in a toy aisle alright, but of a very different variety. Oh how he would love to be picking out a nice thick <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/goto/http://straponfemdommes.com" >strap on dildo</a> for his wife to use on him. Right- like <em>that</em> was ever going to happen!</p>
<p>Damn, why did he always have to go shopping with her? Shopping was <em>her</em> thing, not <em>his</em>. But here, fighting through the crowds and dealing with the hustle and bustle, did not seem like the place to argue about it.</p>
<p>Instead, he tried to have fun picturing his neices and nephews opening their gifts. That reminded him- he had promised his niece the Black Canary Barbie. Earlier in the year, when a commercial came on, he&#8217;d explained to her that Black Canary Barbie was from one of his favorite comics, and promised to get her one for Christmas.</p>
<p>&#8220;Honey?&#8221;, he called. &#8220;I&#8217;m going to the other aisle to find that Barbie for Suzie, okay?&#8221; He waited for a moment, but got no response, so he went to get the Barbie. As he walked down the aisle, he saw Barbie Princesses, Barbie Executives, Weekend Barbie, etc. Finally, there on the end, was Black Canary Barbie.</p>
<p>With her fishnet stockings, boots, and leather jacket, Black Canary Barbie looked rather like a <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/goto/http://pleaseyourmistress.com" >dominatrix</a>. Perhaps, even as a child, that is what had appealed to him the most. The thought being controlled by a dominating, yet <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/goto/http://voxerotic.com" >sensual Mistress</a> was almost more than he could bear!</p>
<p>He closed his eyes for a moment and envisioned her coming to life, taking control. Imagine, waking up on Christmas morning to find the wildest gift of all- your very own &#8220;Mistress for Christmas!&#8221; Oh, the things she would do to him! &#8220;Would she make me <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/goto/http://forcedtoeatcumblog.com" >eat my own cum?</a>&#8220;, he wondered. &#8220;Better yet&#8221;, he thought. &#8220;Maybe she will make me <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/goto/http://suckpatrol.com" >suck cock</a> for her!&#8221; He had never been able to share any of these <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/goto/http://forcedbiacademy.com" >forced-bi fantasies</a> with his wife, because he didn&#8217;t think she would approve.</p>
<p>He had tried to tell her once, that he had a <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/goto/http://cfnmphonefantasy.com" >CFNM fetish</a>, but she couldn&#8217;t understand what about that, he found exciting. He also tried to get her to go to a <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/goto/http://kinkysexadvice.com" >kinky sex advice</a> councelor. She offered them &#8220;<a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/goto/http://getkinkytogether" >get kinky together</a>&#8221; classes, but that did not interest his wife, at all. Oh well, thankfully, he had been calling intelligent phone sex Mistresses for years. But- if he had his <em>very own</em> Mistress for Christmas, he could live out all of his kinky fantasies.</p>
<p>&#8220;Joe&#8221;, he heard his wife saying. &#8220;Snap out of it! Why are you staring at that Barbie Doll? You almost looked like you thought she was going come to life right before your very eyes!&#8221; Joe&#8217;s reply shocked even him. &#8220;Might make life a little more exciting if she did!&#8221;</p>
<p>Stay tuned to find out what happens next! Meanwhile, what would YOU do if you woke up Christmas morning to find your <em>very own</em> Mistress waiting for you under the tree?</p>
<p>-Empress Hunter</p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 03:49:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ <p>Mmmm, the only thing better than Me teasing and tormenting you on the phone, is TWO phone sex Mistresses teasing and tormenting you! Of course, all of Us love the opportunity to team up with another Mistress and watch you squirm, but based on your feedback, here are a couple of Your favorite <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/phone-sex-fun-with-two-mistresses-instead-of-one/">Phone Sex Fun with Two Mistresses instead of One</a></span>]]></description>
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<p>Mmmm, the only thing better than Me teasing and tormenting you on the phone, is TWO <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/goto/http://www.voxerotic.com" >phone sex</a> Mistresses teasing and tormenting you!  Of course, all of Us <i>love</i> the opportunity to team up with another Mistress and watch you squirm, but based on <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/goto/http://www.ratemycall.com" >your feedback</a>, here are a couple of Your favorite Mistress Duos: </p>
<h3>Empress Christine and Empress Hunter</h3>
<div id="attachment_1532" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 410px"><img src="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Hunter_Christine2Mistressbanner.jpg" alt="Late Night Two Phone Sex Mistress Fun with Empress Chrstine and Empress Hunter" title="Empress Christine and Empress Hunter-" width="400" height="125" class="size-full wp-image-1532" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Late Night Two Phone Sex Mistress Fun with Empress Chrstine and Empress Hunter</p></div>
<p>Ms Christine and I are both on during the overnights and have had <i>lots of fun</i> doing calls together.  I can&#8217;t decide if My favorite was the poor puny prick guy who couldn&#8217;t understand why he couldn&#8217;t please a girl~ that is until <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/goto/http://mistressphonesexcalls.com/" >Ms Christine</a> and I not so subtly pointed that out to him; pimping out a slutty sissy on her birthday; or teasing and denying a poor chap who was trying to figure out whether one, both, or neither of us was going to let him cum! <img src='http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>The <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/goto/http://www.phonehumiliation.com/index.php?action=show&#038;tease=171" >lil&#8217; dick loser</a> seemed a bit surprised when we told him that girl he was with the other night went and told all her friends what a small penis he had, and those friends told friends, and before long, the whole gang of people he hangs out knew all about his little vienna sausage dick!  The more shocked he was about that, the more Ms Christine and I just couldn&#8217;t stop laughing!  Ohhh, we&#8217;re evil!</p>
<h3>Mistress Ann and Empress Hunter</h3>
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<p>You may remember <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/goto/http://www.teasedtotheedge.com" >Mistress Ann</a> and I together from the <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/goto/http://groups.yahoo.com/group/midnightstroker/" >Midnight Stroker</a> Party Line, or you may have heard us late nights on <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/goto/http://www.cockradioblog.com" >cock radio</a> together.  You just never know when we will fire up the <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/goto/http://www.cockcontrol.com" >cock</a> for one of our impromptu overnight shows!</p>
<p>Ms Ann and I have had the pleasure of doing many calls together after our Midnight Stroker shows.  We love to <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/goto/http://strokeforme.com" >tease and torment</a> and tell you exactly how to stroke it for Us&#8230; it is so much fun hearing your heavy breathing erupt into sounds of ecstasy!</p>
<p>We also have fun pimping out <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/goto/http://www.getgirlie.com" >sissy sluts</a> and cock whores while We and Our Mistress friends watch and giggle!  It is so much fun hearing how excited those cock sluts get when we tell them we are going to hold a suck-n-fuck party in which they are the guest of honor!  It&#8217;s all we can do to contain our laughter, isn&#8217;t it Ms Ann?</p>
<p>There you have it, pets!  If you haven&#8217;t already experienced a Two Mistress Call, you simply MUST experience one today!  What are you waiting for??</p>
<p>Until next time,<br />
Empress Hunter<br />
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		<description><![CDATA[ <p>Are you a cuckie waiting at home with your pathetic little dicklette while your wife or girlfriend is out with REAL men? Well then, come HERE and hang out with other creampie eating sluts! </p> <p>Have you been joining Ms Ann and I for the Saturday night &#8220;Midnight Stroker&#8221; Party Line? Are you <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/cucks-r-us-and-midnight-stroker/">New Cucks R Us and Midnight Stroker Yahoo Groups!</a></span>]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 02:29:07 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Tina woke up that morning in a very excited mood, knowing it wouldn&#8217;t be long before she would be modeling those gorgeous outfits and sucking her first cock.  She told me she wasn&#8217;t sure which excited her more-playing <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/goto/http://www.sissyschool.com"  style="text-decoration: none;"><font color="green"><b>dress up</b></font></a>, or <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/goto/http://www.suckpatrol.com"  style="text-decoration: none;"><font color="green"><b>sucking cock</b></font></a>.  She would soon find out!</p>
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<p>After a bit of trying on clothes and modeling for pics, it was time for Mr. Tickle Trunk to get what he had been waiting for.  All dressed up and ready to go, Tina was a bit disappointed to see he was the fattest, hairiest man she had ever seen!  All she could think of was &#8220;eww!&#8221;  But, being the good slut she is, Tina kept up her end of the bargain and sucked his cock.  She was excited about the prospect of him cumming on her face so she could get a picture ot it.  Unfortunately, Mister likes to edge and had been edging all day- so much so, in fact, that his cock went completely limp!&#8221;  Poor Tina who was so excited ended up with a fat, hairy old man with a <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/goto/http://www.phonehumiliation.com"  style="text-decoration: none;"><font color="green"><b>limp dick</b></font></a> too weak to even penetrate her tight little pussy! </p>
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		<description><![CDATA[ <p>Those following my &#8220;Tale of Two Cucks&#8221; thread have been anxiously waiting for an update, and today is the day! I have updates on both Cuck&#8220;D&#8221; an Cuck &#8220;M&#8221;, along with a few other juicy tidbits and updates!</p> <p>You&#8217;ll remember that Cuck &#8220;D&#8221; was behind the door the day they passed out endowments <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/updates/">Cucks, Sluts and All Things Between</a></span>]]></description>
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<p>You&#8217;ll remember that Cuck &#8220;D&#8221; was behind the door the day they passed out endowments and his wife makes no bones about telling him so, even to the point of <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/goto/http://www.phonehumiliation.com"  style="text-decoration: none;"><font color="purple"><b>laughing</b></font></a> and joking with her mother about it in front of him.  He knows his little itty bitty isn&#8217;t satisfying her, so he would like her to find another man (or various others) to please her sexually, the only stipulation being that he gets to watch.  You may also remember that he enjoyed a drunken opportunity to watch his wife with another man years ago and has dreamed about little else since. </p>
<p> Over the years, he&#8217;s tried everything he can think of to convince her to indulge again, but with no success.  Guess what?!  That&#8217;s all changed now!  Cuck &#8220;D&#8221; was bubbling with excitement when he called to report that his wife indeed had agreed to finally enjoy another man&#8217;s <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/goto/http://www.cockcontrol.com"  style="text-decoration: none;"><font color="purple"><b>cock</b></font></a> while he watched. He said he doubted that would be a regular experience but he would take what he could get!</p>
<p>Cuck &#8220;M&#8221;, while still not to the point he would like to be, has been making baby steps.  He got his lady to agree to flirt with other men in front of him and tease him about it during sex, and even got her to admit she would like to date other men, though maybe not to the point of bringing one home for him to watch.  Baby steps, baby steps&#8230;</p>
<p>Still waiting on an update from Tina the <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/goto/http://www.suckpatrol.com"  style="text-decoration: none;"><font color="purple"><b>Cock Slut</b></font></a>&#8230; don&#8217;t worry folks, you will know as soon as I do!&#8221;</p>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 02:24:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ <p>As promised, here is the long awaited update on Tina the CockI had a lovely session today with Tina, my new cock slut. Tina&#8217;s male counterpart sent me an IM telling me he wanted a session and asking what I wanted him to bring into the session. I named off various items, he <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/tina-the-cock-slut/">Tina the Cock Slut</a></span>]]></description>
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<p><a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/goto/http://eroticaudios.com/content/Hunter/TinaTheCockSlut_part1.mp3" ><img src="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/audio.jpg" alt="Free erotic audio" title="Free erotic audio" width="50" height="50" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-364" /></a>As promised, here is the long awaited update on Tina the <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/goto/http://www.cockcontrol.com"  style="text-decoration: none;"><font color="green"><b>Cock</b></font></a>I had a lovely session today with Tina, my new <a href="www.femphone.com" style="text-decoration: none;"><font color="blue"><b>cock</b></font></a> slut.  Tina&#8217;s male counterpart sent me an IM telling me he wanted a <a href="www.voxerotic.com" style="text-decoration: none;"><font color="blue"><b>session</b></font></a> and asking what I wanted him to bring into the session.  I named off various items, he thanked me, said he would be gathering them and calling. &nbsp; Then, almost as an afterthought&#8230; &#8220;I have a bra, garter belt and stockings.&#8221; flashed across my screen. Well, as you can guess, I was all over that! He told me he had already started getting dressed and I told him to stop, call and go on cam before finishing. He did as he was told, and I saw the transformation take place before my eyes.
<p>All of the sudden, there, looking into that camera at me was Tina, a dirty little cock whore.  Tina couldn&#8217;t wait to show me her extensive toy collection, and though none were quite as impressive as the <a href="www.straponfemdommes.com" style="text-decoration: none;"><font color="blue"><b>Dirty Dozen</b></font></a>, I was impressed when she showed them to me in order from smallest to largest!  When questioned about that, Tina said simply &#8220;well, when one no longer &#8216;does it for you&#8217; you get a bigger one.&#8221; </p>
<p>The session went on to be quite enjoyable, ending with an <a href="www.sissyville.com" style="text-decoration: none;"><font color="blue"><b>assignment</b></font></a> for Tina.  Tomorrow, Tina will have a very special visit from a man carrying a large suitcase.  Shortly after arriving, he will open up Mr. Tickle Trunk to reveal lots of lovely lingerie, stockings, and other <a href="www.sissyschool.com" style="text-decoration: none;"><font color="blue"><b>girlie</b></font></a> accoutrement.  Unable to contain herself, Tina is going to model each of these outfits for photographs, before deciding which one to wear while sucking Mr. Tickle Trunk&#8217;s Owner&#8217;s cock.  I have instructed Tina to have him <a href="www.mayicum.com" style="text-decoration: none;"><font color="blue"><b>cum</b></font></a> on her face and get a picture before he bends her over.</p>
<p>Getting excited waiting to hear what Mr. Tickle Trunk has in store for Tina?  She has promised to call later tomorrow night and spill the beans, so to speak! I will keep you posted.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>As promised, here is the long awaited update on Tina the CockI had a lovely session today with Tina, my new cock slut.  Tina&#039;s male counterpart sent me an IM telling me he wanted a session and asking what I wanted him to bring into the session.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>As promised, here is the long awaited update on Tina the CockI had a lovely session today with Tina, my new cock slut.  Tina&#039;s male counterpart sent me an IM telling me he wanted a session and asking what I wanted him to bring into the session.  I named off various items, he thanked me, said he would be gathering them and calling.   Then, almost as an afterthought... &quot;I have a bra, garter belt and stockings.&quot; flashed across my screen. Well, as you can guess, I was all over that! He told me he had already started getting dressed and I told him to stop, call and go on cam before finishing. He did as he was told, and I saw the transformation take place before my eyes. All of the sudden, there, looking into that camera at me was Tina, a dirty little cock whore.  Tina couldn&#039;t wait to show me her extensive toy collection, and though none were quite as impressive as the Dirty Dozen, I was impressed when she showed them to me in order from smallest to largest!  When questioned about that, Tina said simply &quot;well, when one no longer &#039;does it for you&#039; you get a bigger one.&quot; 
The session went on to be quite enjoyable, ending with an assignment for Tina.  Tomorrow, Tina will have a very special visit from a man carrying a large suitcase.  Shortly after arriving, he will open up Mr. Tickle Trunk to reveal lots of lovely lingerie, stockings, and other girlie accoutrement.  Unable to contain herself, Tina is going to model each of these outfits for photographs, before deciding which one to wear while sucking Mr. Tickle Trunk&#039;s Owner&#039;s cock.  I have instructed Tina to have him cum on her face and get a picture before he bends her over.Getting excited waiting to hear what Mr. Tickle Trunk has in store for Tina?  She has promised to call later tomorrow night and spill the beans, so to speak! I will keep you posted.

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		<description><![CDATA[ <p>Imagine being on your knees waiting for your Empress to come in the room. Waiting patiently, anticipating and bursting with excitement, fantasizing about what I might have you do, when all of the sudden&#8230;.</p> <p>The door opens and there I stand wearing thigh high black stiletto boots, lacy thigh high stockings, very short <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/new-strapon-needs-a-name/">New Strapon Needs a Name!</a></span>]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let's face it- the entire population is preoccupied with the penis. Whatever the motivation behind their phallic fixation, men and women alike share the preoccupation. This erectile organ has been put on a pedestal of epic proportion; blamed for myriad problems from bad business decisions to the breakup of marriages and everything in between. <span style="color:#777"> . . . &#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/practically-picayune-penis-trivia/">Practically Picayune Penis Trivia</a></span>]]></description>
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<p>As promised yesterday, today&#8217;s <a href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com"  style="text-decoration: none;"><font color="teal">blog</font></a> post is all about the <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/goto/http://www.cockcontrol.com"  style="text-decoration: none;"><font color="teal">penis</font></a>.  Let&#8217;s face it- the entire population is preoccupied with the penis.  Whatever the motivation behind their phallic fixation, men and women alike share the preoccupation. This erectile organ has been put on a pedestal of epic proportion; blamed for myriad problems from bad business decisions to the breakup of marriages and everything in between. &nbsp;</p>
<p>And so, without further gilding the lily (no you perv, it does <i>not</i> mean the same thing as polishing the knob), and with no more ado, I give to you:</p>
<h3><font color="teal"><center>Practically Picayune Penis Trivia</center></font></h3>
<p> In all my research for this article, one thing remains clear: whether concerned with, proud of, or otherwise wishing for, a penis of particular proportions, <i>size does matter</i>! I must admit, it makes me a bit sad for the poor dude who set this record:
<ol>The smallest erect penis on record was one centimeter long.</ol>
<p>  Poor guy had a case of <i>micropenis</i>.  As much as I use that term for my dear lil&#8217; under-endowed callers, turns out it is a very real condition!
<ol>Micropenis is a rare disorder where the afflicted suffers from an<br /> unusually small penis, roughly .75 to one inch long&#8230;and that&#8217;s erect.</ol>
<p>  I bet <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/goto/http://www.phonehumiliation.com"  style="text-decoration: none;"><font color="teal">lil&#8217; dick losers</font></a> everywhere are feeling better about themselves already!  Not for long, though!  Read on&#8230;</p>
<ol>&#8220;Generally, Caucasian males have penis sizes averaging about 6.2 inches long, with the approximate circumference of 3.2 inches&#8221; (sizemed.com).</ol>
<ol>The &#8220;record-holding penis [is] 13.5 inches in length and 6.25 inches in circumference&#8221; (sizemed.com).</ol>
<ol>In 1995, Hong Kong native Mo Ka Wang lifted over 250 pounds more than two feet off the floor using nothing but his erect penis!</ol>
<ol>No matter the size, an unobstructed penis is capable of <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/goto/http://www.mayicum.com"  style="text-decoration: none;"><font color="gray">shooting semen</font></a> anywhere from 12 to 24 inches.</ol>
<ol>The initial spurt of ejaculate travels at 28 miles per hour. By way of comparison, the world record for the 100 yard dash is 27.1 miles per hour. </ol>
<p>Next, are the answers to two questions frequently asked by all you cum pigs out there! How many calories are contained in a teaspoon of cum? and What is cum made up of, besides semen?  Oh, who am *I* kidding!  <i>Those</i> aren&#8217;t really the questions I get asked.  The questions I get asked, are:  &#8220;Ms. Hunter, f I drink a shot glass full of cum, will it make me gain weight? and &#8220;Ms. Hunter, what makes that warm sticky goo taste oh-so-good?&#8221; &nbsp; Well, my eager little <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com/goto/http://www.suckpatrol.com"  style="text-decoration: none;"><font color="teal">cum guzzlers</font></a>, indirectly, here are the answers to your questions:</p>
<ol>There are between 5-10 calories in a teaspoon of semen, which is said to be made up of more than 30 substances, including:  &nbsp; fructose, ascorbic acid, cholesterol, creatine, citric acid, lactic acid, nitrogen, vitamin B12 and many other various salts and enzymes depending on what the ejaculator ate recently.</ol>
<ol><i>Medomalacuphobia</i> is the fear of losing an erection, and according to my favorite friends, Merriam &#038; Webster, is pronounced: med-oh-muh-lak-you-fo-beeuh.</ol>
<ol>Believe it or not, there&#8217;s actually a word for the fear of seeing, thinking about, or having an erect penis.  It&#8217;s called <i>ithyphallophobia</i>, which Merriam &#038; Webster say is pronounced:  ith-uh-fal-oh-fo-beeuh.</ol>
<ol>Among primates, the man&#8217;s penis is the largest and the thickest- an adult gorilla&#8217;s being only about two inches long</ol>
<ol>The walrus has the largest penis of any land animal, measuring 24.5 inches when erect; the rhinoceros, comes in at a very close second.</ol>
<p>The amount of available internet trivia pertaining to the penis seems to be endless! This just reinforces my firm belief that   <i>everybody</i>, in some way, is preoccupied with the penis!
<p>Well, kiddies- as much as I know you all enjoyed reading those picayune facts pertaining to the penis, that&#8217;s all for today!  Tune in tomorrow for the <a href="http://www.intelligentfantasies.com"  style="text-decoration: none;"><font color="teal">blog</font></a> post: &#8220;Fetishes and Paraphilias&#8221;</p>
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<font size="1"><center>References</center> Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary. (2009). Medical Definitions: Ithyphalllobhobia &#038; Medomalacuphobia. Retrieved July 9, <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;  2009, from http://www.merriam-webster.com/medical/ithyphallophobia and http://www.merriam-webster.com/medical/medomalacuphobia<br />
Sacalian, A. (2007). Overworked &#038; Underf*cked Penis Trivia. Retrieved July 8, 2009, <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; from http://offkilter.blogspot.com/2005/04/penis-trivia.html<br />Weintraub, G. (n.d.) Mindless Crap Sex Trivia compiled from various unconfirmed sources. Retrieved <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; July 9, 2009, from http://www.mindlesscrap.com/trivia/sex.htm<br />Sizemed.com. (2009). World Record for the Biggest Penis. Retrieved, July 10, 2009, from<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; http://www.sizemed.com/world-record-for-biggest-penis.html</font></p>
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