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Empress Hunter — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 03:30:32 +0000

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Tina and Mr. Tickle Trunk

Empress Hunter — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 02:29:07 +0000

As promised, here is the long awaited update on Tina the Cock Slut!

Tina woke up that morning in a very excited mood, knowing it wouldn’t be long before she would be modeling those gorgeous outfits and sucking her first cock. She told me she wasn’t sure which excited her more-playing dress up, or sucking cock. She would soon find out!

Mister arrived at the expected time, carrying a trunk of clothes, as expected, but Tina ws disappointed to see he was a very large, very hairy man! That shock was soon forgotten as Tina opened that Tickle Trunk to find outfit after outfit- fancy dresses, jean skirts, leggings, and more. Tina was in heaven! I did see some pictures, and she was quite the looker! ;o)

After a bit of trying on clothes and modeling for pics, it was time for Mr. Tickle Trunk to get what he had been waiting for. All dressed up and ready to go, Tina was a bit disappointed to see he was the fattest, hairiest man she had ever seen! All she could think of was “eww!” But, being the good slut she is, Tina kept up her end of the bargain and sucked his cock. She was excited about the prospect of him cumming on her face so she could get a picture ot it. Unfortunately, Mister likes to edge and had been edging all day- so much so, in fact, that his cock went completely limp!” Poor Tina who was so excited ended up with a fat, hairy old man with a limp dick too weak to even penetrate her tight little pussy!

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Cucks, Sluts and All Things Between

Empress Hunter — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 03:08:09 +0000

Those following my “Tale of Two Cucks” thread have been anxiously waiting for an update, and today is the day! I have updates on both Cuck“D” an Cuck “M”, along with a few other juicy tidbits and updates!

You’ll remember that Cuck “D” was behind the door the day they passed out endowments and his wife makes no bones about telling him so, even to the point of laughing and joking with her mother about it in front of him. He knows his little itty bitty isn’t satisfying her, so he would like her to find another man (or various others) to please her sexually, the only stipulation being that he gets to watch. You may also remember that he enjoyed a drunken opportunity to watch his wife with another man years ago and has dreamed about little else since.

Over the years, he’s tried everything he can think of to convince her to indulge again, but with no success. Guess what?! That’s all changed now! Cuck “D” was bubbling with excitement when he called to report that his wife indeed had agreed to finally enjoy another man’s cock while he watched. He said he doubted that would be a regular experience but he would take what he could get!

Cuck “M”, while still not to the point he would like to be, has been making baby steps. He got his lady to agree to flirt with other men in front of him and tease him about it during sex, and even got her to admit she would like to date other men, though maybe not to the point of bringing one home for him to watch. Baby steps, baby steps…

Still waiting on an update from Tina the Cock Slut… don’t worry folks, you will know as soon as I do!”

Until next time,

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Tina the Cock Slut

Empress Hunter — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 02:24:59 +0000

As promised, here is the long awaited update on Tina the CockI had a lovely session today with Tina, my new cock slut. Tina’s male counterpart sent me an IM telling me he wanted a session and asking what I wanted him to bring into the session. I named off various items, he thanked me, said he would be gathering them and calling. Then, almost as an afterthought… “I have a bra, garter belt and stockings.” flashed across my screen. Well, as you can guess, I was all over that! He told me he had already started getting dressed and I told him to stop, call and go on cam before finishing. He did as he was told, and I saw the transformation take place before my eyes.

All of the sudden, there, looking into that camera at me was Tina, a dirty little cock whore. Tina couldn’t wait to show me her extensive toy collection, and though none were quite as impressive as the Dirty Dozen, I was impressed when she showed them to me in order from smallest to largest! When questioned about that, Tina said simply “well, when one no longer ‘does it for you’ you get a bigger one.”

The session went on to be quite enjoyable, ending with an assignment for Tina. Tomorrow, Tina will have a very special visit from a man carrying a large suitcase. Shortly after arriving, he will open up Mr. Tickle Trunk to reveal lots of lovely lingerie, stockings, and other girlie accoutrement. Unable to contain herself, Tina is going to model each of these outfits for photographs, before deciding which one to wear while sucking Mr. Tickle Trunk’s Owner’s cock. I have instructed Tina to have him cum on her face and get a picture before he bends her over.

Getting excited waiting to hear what Mr. Tickle Trunk has in store for Tina? She has promised to call later tomorrow night and spill the beans, so to speak! I will keep you posted.

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Cuck a Doodle Doo

Empress Hunter — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 03:34:16 +0000

Does the thought of watching your wife fuck another man cause you to tremble excitement? You are certainly not alone, my cuckie wannabe friend. My research has shown that nearly twice as many men crave the lifestyle than women.

Some men were cursed with little itty bitties and the only way they can please their wives is by cleaning them up after they’ve been with a “real” man. Some men crave the humiliation, regardless of the size of their dick, and yet others seek to be cuckolded as a way of showing adoration for their wife.

Whatever your motivation, whether you prefer it remain a fantasy or you desire it in real life, you are not alone. Are you one of the many who would never dream of being cuckolded in real life, but the fantasy of it gets you excited enough to blow your load almost instantly? Or are you one of those that dream of living the cuckold lifestyle and would like nothing better than for your wife to fuck other men with big dicks in front of you and make you clean up that cream pie afterward?

Either way, this rhyme’s for you…

Cuck a doodle doo,
My dame’s looking for new,
My master’s a tiny fiddling stick,
And doesn’t know what to do;
Can’t please my dame with that little prick,
Cuck a doodle doo!

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Masturbating at Work Good for You?

Empress Hunter — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 03:56:21 +0000

Feeling the need to rub one out right now? Just looking for approval to do so? Well, you just may have it- and not just My approval, either!

According to men.com, not only is it okay to masturbate at work, but it is good for you! Of course, your boss may not share in that same belief, particularly if you are in the bathroom with your cock in your hand every time he’s looking for you!

A recent Randstad study on office flirtation showed that 41 percent of men admit to flirting with coworkers, and 12 percent have secret crushes on someone they work with. If you find yourself too horny to concentrate, then it’s best to sneak off to that end stall in the bathroom to jerk the gherkin.

The studies show that it’s not just the secretary in the low cut blouse and short skirt that produces the need for release, but even work related stress can produce arousal. What the article didn’t mention, is that those panties you’ve been wearing under your suit are also capable of causing you to be so horny you can’t concentrate. So is the butt plug Mistress ordered you to wear all day until you call her again tonight.

Of course, Mistress knows the best way to clear your head [the one between your shoulders] enough so you can concentrate, is to slap the salami. Which is exactly the reason she specifically told you not touch your cock until you call her at the end of the day!

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New Strapon Needs a Name!

Empress Hunter — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 03:54:55 +0000

Imagine being on your knees waiting for your Empress to come in the room. Waiting patiently, anticipating and bursting with excitement, fantasizing about what I might have you do, when all of the sudden….

The door opens and there I stand wearing thigh high black stiletto boots, lacy thigh high stockings, very short leather mini skirt, black lacy panties, and black bustier bra. I can tell you like what you see!

Your eyes sparkle with excitement at the thought of what is about to happen. I walk closer to you until I am standing directly in front of you. Then I tell you to lift up my skirt, which you gladly do, smiling and quivering with excitement.

As soon as that skirt lifted up though, something let loose. Something BIG. A twelve and a half inches long, five and a half inches thick something BIG! You are quivering now, alright! I can smell your fear as you eye that big thick cock, sizing it up, trying to compare it to your little pricklet.

You realize there is no comparison and begin to get excited at the thought of what a big, thick cock like that might do to you, for you- especially in the hands of a Mistress! Your mouth starts watering as I grab the back of your head and tell you to get this cock of mine ready. “Ready for what?!”, you ask? If you are brave enough, cum to www.straponfemdommes.com, read my profile, then give me a call and find out!

Of course, I still need a name for the latest weapon in my arsenal! The terminator, the sissifier, the extrapolator, and a few others have been suggested. So far none has really clicked. I will know it when I hear it! If you have a suggestion for my latest weapon’s new name, email me and let me know

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Fetishes and Paraphilias

Empress Hunter — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 08:02:14 +0000

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As promised, today’s blog post is titled Fetishes and Paraphilias.

Just about everybody has heard of bondage and submission, sadism and masochism and fetishism. What you may not know is that these behaviors are all part of a perversion known as a paraphilia. Paraphilias include: compulsive sexual behavior (nymphomania and priapism), sadism, masochism, and fetishism.

Compuslive sexual behavior includes things like:

* Having multiple sexual partners or extramarital affairs
* Having sex with anonymous partners or prostitutes
* Avoiding emotional involvement in sexual relationships
* Using commercial sexually explicit phone and Internet services
* Engaging in excessive masturbation
* Frequently using pornographic materials
* Engaging in masochistic or sadistic sex
* Exposing yourself in public (exhibitionism)

Nymphomania refers to excessive sexual desire in females, while priapism is the manifestation of an abnormally persistant erection, whether sexual desire is present or not.

Sadism is the act of deriving sexual excitement from inflicting pain, suffering and humiliation. Masochism is the act of deriving sexual excitement for receiving pain, suffering and humiliation.

Fetishism is a fixation on an object or body part that is not normally sexual in nature, using the object of fixation to produce an orgasm.

Stilettos, stockings, leather, PVC, and undergarments are some of the more well known fetishes. Here are a few fetishes you may not know about:

Formicophilia is the deriving of sexual pleasure by having insects crawl on the genitals.

Plushophilia is a sexual attraction to stuffed animals or people dressed as stuffed animals.

Vorarephilia is the arousal from being eaten, eating someone, or watching someone else eat someone.

Inflatophilia is an attraction to inflatables- dolls, toys, suits, etc.

Robot fetishism is the fantasy of having sex with a robot, having sex dressed as a Robot, or a person who transforms into a robot.

Burusera is the Japanese word for panty fetish, involving wearing, sniffing or masturbating with panties.

Klismaphilia is the act of deriving sexual pleasure from an enema.

Hybristophilia, also known as Bonnie and Clyde syndrome, is sexual attraction to someone who has committed a brutal crime.

It is estimated that sixty percent of the population have some sort of fetish, though the ones listed above are fairly rare.

Well kiddos, that’s all for today. Tune in for tomorrow’s blog post, “BDSM Barbie”.

ReferencesMayo Foundation for Medical Education and Research (MFMER). (2009). Compulsive sexual behavior.
Retrieved July 13, 2009, from http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/compulsive-sexual-behavior/
DS00144/DSECTION=symptoms

Medicine.net. (2009). Definition of paraphilia. Retrieved July 13, 2009,
from http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=4767

Practically Picayune Penis Trivia

Empress Hunter — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 18:23:42 +0000

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As promised yesterday, today’s blog post is all about the penis. Let’s face it- the entire population is preoccupied with the penis. Whatever the motivation behind their phallic fixation, men and women alike share the preoccupation. This erectile organ has been put on a pedestal of epic proportion; blamed for myriad problems from bad business decisions to the breakup of marriages and everything in between.

And so, without further gilding the lily (no you perv, it does not mean the same thing as polishing the knob), and with no more ado, I give to you:

Practically Picayune Penis Trivia

In all my research for this article, one thing remains clear: whether concerned with, proud of, or otherwise wishing for, a penis of particular proportions, size does matter! I must admit, it makes me a bit sad for the poor dude who set this record:

The smallest erect penis on record was one centimeter long.

Poor guy had a case of micropenis. As much as I use that term for my dear lil’ under-endowed callers, turns out it is a very real condition!

I bet lil’ dick losers everywhere are feeling better about themselves already! Not for long, though! Read on…

“Generally, Caucasian males have penis sizes averaging about 6.2 inches long, with the approximate circumference of 3.2 inches” (sizemed.com).

The “record-holding penis [is] 13.5 inches in length and 6.25 inches in circumference” (sizemed.com).

In 1995, Hong Kong native Mo Ka Wang lifted over 250 pounds more than two feet off the floor using nothing but his erect penis!

shooting semen

The initial spurt of ejaculate travels at 28 miles per hour. By way of comparison, the world record for the 100 yard dash is 27.1 miles per hour.

Next, are the answers to two questions frequently asked by all you cum pigs out there! How many calories are contained in a teaspoon of cum? and What is cum made up of, besides semen? Oh, who am *I* kidding! Those aren’t really the questions I get asked. The questions I get asked, are: “Ms. Hunter, f I drink a shot glass full of cum, will it make me gain weight? and “Ms. Hunter, what makes that warm sticky goo taste oh-so-good?” Well, my eager little cum guzzlers, indirectly, here are the answers to your questions:

There are between 5-10 calories in a teaspoon of semen, which is said to be made up of more than 30 substances, including: fructose, ascorbic acid, cholesterol, creatine, citric acid, lactic acid, nitrogen, vitamin B12 and many other various salts and enzymes depending on what the ejaculator ate recently.

Medomalacuphobia

ithyphallophobia

Among primates, the man’s penis is the largest and the thickest- an adult gorilla’s being only about two inches long

The walrus has the largest penis of any land animal, measuring 24.5 inches when erect; the rhinoceros, comes in at a very close second.

The amount of available internet trivia pertaining to the penis seems to be endless! This just reinforces my firm belief that everybody, in some way, is preoccupied with the penis!

Well, kiddies- as much as I know you all enjoyed reading those picayune facts pertaining to the penis, that’s all for today! Tune in tomorrow for the blog post: “Fetishes and Paraphilias”

Until next time,

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References Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary. (2009). Medical Definitions: Ithyphalllobhobia & Medomalacuphobia. Retrieved July 9,
         2009, from http://www.merriam-webster.com/medical/ithyphallophobia and http://www.merriam-webster.com/medical/medomalacuphobia
Sacalian, A. (2007). Overworked & Underf*cked Penis Trivia. Retrieved July 8, 2009,
         from http://offkilter.blogspot.com/2005/04/penis-trivia.html
Weintraub, G. (n.d.) Mindless Crap Sex Trivia compiled from various unconfirmed sources. Retrieved
         July 9, 2009, from http://www.mindlesscrap.com/trivia/sex.htm
Sizemed.com. (2009). World Record for the Biggest Penis. Retrieved, July 10, 2009, from
      http://www.sizemed.com/world-record-for-biggest-penis.html

Cuck M's Good News!

Empress Hunter — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 10:28:21 +0000

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Yesterday’s blog post ended with cuck ‘M’ planning to get together some erotic cuckold stories and a bottle of wine or two to share in the candlelight with his lady. ‘M’ had promised to keep me updated and let me know how it goes, though I didn’t expect he would have news for me already. ‘M’ called first thing this morning and told me that it turns out, he didn’t even need the erotic stories, candlelight, and wine!

Apparently, she had decided she wanted to go on a date or two and see where things lead, telling ‘M’ that she already had a guy in mind- not only that, but she also took notice that he appeared to have a sizable cock.

Plans are in the works for the first date, already. The day of the date, ‘M’ has scheduled a masseuse to come over and plans to give her a bubble bath complete with lotion and perfume, before helping get her dressed in an outfit he helped select.

‘M’ is so excited right now, he can hardly stand it- and I can’t blame him! He’s waited quite a long time for this opportunity and now he can’t wait to make the most of it! Of course, as excited as he is that his dream is finally coming true, being the considerate cuck that he is, ‘M’ reassured me that no matter how excited he is about the situation, he places her needs first and foremost, his own needs taking a back seat.

We’re all pulling for you ‘M’! Well, the rest of them might just be pulling *it*, but *I* am pulling for *you* ‘M’!

Until next time,

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