Hello, pets. It’s true! We phone sex Mistresses, the Lovely Ladies of LDW, took Las Vegas by storm! From tormenting the bellboy with a strapon, to asking the cabbie all about his cock, to dancing in the strip club, Vegas will never be the same again!

I’ve got lots of stories to tell, but wanted to take a moment to let you all know that the reason you haven’t seen me online since I’ve been back is because I ended up with bronchitis! I am resting up and hope to be back online to see all of you in the next couple of days!