Kinky Freak? Take the Test.

Are You a Kinky Freak?

Do you like to get freaky? Chances are you are one of the many freaky men and freaky women populating the planet! Then again, I guess you and I both already know you are kinkier than the average bear, or you wouldn’t be here in the first place, now would you?

I recently ran across a series of “You know you are kinky when…” jokes and was chuckling in lighthearted amusement when I realized I was mentally answering “yes” to nearly all of them! As amusing as they were, they were also true!

I decided to share a few with you here and see if you fare any better or worse than I did!

Do You Like to get Freaky Deaky?

Do you keep the Hardware catalog with your other pornography?

Do you know sticks & stones may break your bones, but feel that’s an acceptable risk.

Do you blush and get wet when you hear the word “spanking”?

Do you have kitchen utensils in your bedroom?

Are you drawn to tack shops when you don’t even own a horse?

Do you own and use regulation handcuffs, though you aren’t in law enforcement?

Do you have many contracts- all involving punishment, none involving money?

Do you get aroused at the sight of a candle?

Do you find yourself wishing Yankee Candle made an eau du leather scent?

And My personal favorite and a problem I definitely have, what with all My and all…

Do you need an 18 wheeler to haul your toys to a toy party?

Get Freaky with your Kinky Fetishes!

Now that you know you have no doubt what a kinky thang you are, LDW has something for every kink and fetish. Visit our kinky chat room, where you can hang out with other freaky deaky kinky fetish thangs, while listening to the sexy sounds of Cock Radio or join one of the many hosted chats and radio shows tailored to your stroking pleasure.

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