Greetings From the Critter-Infested Campground!

Yes, the water is as cool and refreshing as it looks!

This morning, while enjoying my campfire brewed, French Vanilla flavored coffee, I took in my surroundings.

Birds chirping in the trees, an evil chimpunk scurrying about the campsite looking for something to get into, the sunrise coming up behind the trees; all in all, a beautiful morning.

That is, until I walked through a spider web on the way to the shower that was out of hot water, and stepped out of the shower, teeth chattering, to discover I must have dropped my towel on the way from the camp site to the shower!

This is why I don’t like to camp! I mean, think about it. Why would anyone in their right mind leave the convenience, comfort, and cleanliness of their bug-free home, to spend all their time at a campsite, trying to duplicate the very environment they just left? I will never understand it, that’s for sure!

Mr. Hunter has always loved camping and for years has been trying to get me to go camping with him, only to hear a resounding and emphatic “NO.” This time, sure I would enjoy it as much as he does, if I’d just give it a chance, he asked me what it would take to get me to go camping with him.

Hmmm, what would it take? Those of you who have heard my Cock Radio shows and hung out with me in our Community Kink chat room, know I love tropical vacations, so you can imagine what my answer was. I told Mr. Hunter that I would go camping with him for three days but in order to get me to agree to it, he would have to agree to take me on a 10 day tropical vacation in the fall.

“Book it”, he said. “But, I’m telling you that you are absolutely going to love camping so much, you won’t need that tropical vacation!” He was wrong, however; this pampered phone sex Mistress must admit, there are parts of it I have enjoyed more than I thought I would. The cool, blue, refreshing water, the beautiful sunrises and gorgeous sunsets over the water, the birds chirping in the morning, and my hot French Vanilla coffee.

I think I will survive another couple of days, anyway- as long as the critters and creatures keep their distance!

Carribean vacation, here I come!

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